my fucking clutch is stuck

[Bert Notorius]

last year it was the steering box. all the experts say to back it up to a tree and block the pedal down. that sounds like a bad idea but, okay.

they just don't make 1964 tractors like they used to.

 

[pink]

I keep reading this as, "My fucking dick is stuck."

 

[Tryharder62]

I keep reading this as, "My fucking dick is stuck."

I think the recommendations to fix it are still the same.

 

[TonyClifton]

last year it was the steering box. all the experts say to back it up to a tree and block the pedal down. that sounds like a bad idea but, okay.

they just don't make 1964 tractors like they used to.

Is this guy serious?

Do I look like a tractor mechanic to you?

 

[KRCummings]

Know what they call a bunch of tractors parked outside a McDonalds in Indiana?

Senior Prom.

 

[Instant_Star]

Know what they call a bunch of tractors parked outside a McDonalds in Indiana?

Senior Prom.

Almost true. We called it FFA Week.

 

[TonyClifton]

Know what they call a bunch of tractors parked outside a McDonalds in Indiana?

Senior Prom.

That was funny.

 

[TonyClifton]

My Daddy likes me to sit on his lap while drives his tractor around our property for no apparent reason.

 

[Exquisition]

My Daddy likes me to sit on his lap while drives his tractor around our property for no apparent reason.

Yep. Got me scratching my head too on that one?

 

[Bert Notorius]

well, that didn't work.

 

[thør]

last year it was the steering box. all the experts say to back it up to a tree and block the pedal down. that sounds like a bad idea but, okay.

they just don't make 1964 tractors like they used to.

It's too damn new! Get rid of that POS and get an Allis Chalmers CA from the previous decade!

 

[Tryharder62]

well, that didn't work.

Maybe it needs some lube.

 

[Bert Notorius]

It's too damn new! Get rid of that POS and get an Allis Chalmers CA from the previous decade!

my Dad's '49 ford is still out there somewhere i'm sure. i'm afraid i'm going to have to split it and do a clutch job. it's was leaking out the belly anyway.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Maybe it needs some lube.

well of course it does. don't you?

 

[Instant_Star]

last year it was the steering box. all the experts say to back it up to a tree and block the pedal down. that sounds like a bad idea but, okay.

they just don't make 1964 tractors like they used to.

What sort of Tractor is it?

 

[Tryharder62]

well of course it does. don't you?

It depends on who is trying to shift my gears!

 

[Bert Notorius]

What sort of Tractor is it?

orange.

 

[Bert Notorius]

It depends on who is trying to shift my gears!

 

[Instant_Star]

orange.

Ah yes. There were lot of those in the town parade last year.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Ah yes. There were lot of those in the town parade last year.

i'm not really supposed to give out personal information per forum guidelines (unless you just happen to have a clutch and throw-out bearing for a kubota lt245dt).

 

[Instant_Star]

i'm not really supposed to give out personal information per forum guidelines (unless you just happen to have a clutch and throw-out bearing for a kubota lt245dt).

No, I don't, but I know a guy who fixes old tractors for a living. He has all sorts of odds and ends.

 

[Bert Notorius]

No, I don't, but I know a guy who fixes old tractors for a living. He has all sorts of odds and ends.

does he make house calls?

 

[TonyClifton]

 

[Instant_Star]

does he make house calls?

When he's sober enough to drive, sure.

 

[Bert Notorius]

When he's sober enough to drive, sure.

if i could sober up i could tell him how to get here.