Jessie
Bright Eyes For Life
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- Dec 13, 2000
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...are some of the weirdest..but fucking coolest people in the entire world.
The following are examples of e-mails that I receive *daily* from my best girly friend, Heather McHeather:
"Once apon a pickle. There was a little girl named Fred. She lived in a
magical pig. The pig says moo! Brown bear, brown bear what do you see I see
a yellow zit looking at me. Here is my song:
My hair is fake, my bras too tight, my booty shakes from left to right,
I'm ugly yeah yeah I'm ugly"
And another example:
"Some where over the potato. Way up high. There's a toad that I've heard of once in an ice cream cone. Somewhere over the pickle pink birds fly. Worms fly over the rainbow why then oh why can't I? If happy little turtels fly. Beyond the afterlife why oh why can't I?"
And people call me weird... Heehee.
The following are examples of e-mails that I receive *daily* from my best girly friend, Heather McHeather:
"Once apon a pickle. There was a little girl named Fred. She lived in a
magical pig. The pig says moo! Brown bear, brown bear what do you see I see
a yellow zit looking at me. Here is my song:
My hair is fake, my bras too tight, my booty shakes from left to right,
I'm ugly yeah yeah I'm ugly"
And another example:
"Some where over the potato. Way up high. There's a toad that I've heard of once in an ice cream cone. Somewhere over the pickle pink birds fly. Worms fly over the rainbow why then oh why can't I? If happy little turtels fly. Beyond the afterlife why oh why can't I?"
And people call me weird... Heehee.
