My friend just unloaded a stack of bad porn in my house!

[medjay]

My buddy just came by, shot the shit for a minute then left. I saw he'd forgotten his bag. As it turns out, it's full of the bad '80's porn that's been stinking up his place for the past few years.

Now I have to find out who I can slip them to. That dirty rat!

 

[Star of Penumbra]

There is nothing worse than bad pornography.

 

[badasschick]

Edit those fuckers together and make a demo reel, that will get folks' attention.


no pun intended.

 

[aly*]

LOL.
Some friend. Can't he just ditch it in the alley like a normal person?

 

[Guest]

bad porn? as in 'the pages are sticky" or "ugly people naked" ?
Send me the kinky stuff ok?

 

[The Heretic]

Send it to Todd; he is always desperate for porn. IIRC, he especially likes facial cum shots on women who are wearing glasses.

 

[medjay]

bad porn? as in 'the pages are sticky" or "ugly people naked" ?

The women have eighties hair and un-trimmed bushes. The guys have jheri curls and pot bellies. There's that cheesy waka-waka music.

I can't even jerk off to this stuff. Maybe I will dump it in the alley. I can't think of anyone who deserves to have this planted in their homes.

 

[badasschick]

The women have eighties hair and un-trimmed bushes. The guys have jheri curls and pot bellies. There's that cheesy waka-waka music.

I can't even jerk off to this stuff. Maybe I will dump it in the alley. I can't think of anyone who deserves to have this planted in their homes.

Dude, I'd call in the guy whose reel consisted of waka-waka music!




you said waka-waka. heh!

 

[Harbinger]

I recommend running the whole pile through a food processor at "puree" followed by an overnight soak in gasoline. Then a lit match will make it aaaaalll better.

 

[medjay]

I've figured it out! Next time I go to work I'll leave them in my supervisor's office.

Brilliant!

 

[badasschick]

Raise funds by selling them on ebay!

Some sick fuck will want them.

 

[medjay]

Raise funds by selling them on ebay!

Some sick fuck will want them.

I might. I'm scared my eBay seller rating would plummit though!

Negative feedback: "He said the tapes were bad but I didn't think they would be this horrible!"

 

[badasschick]

What are your titles? you might have a diamond in the rough?

 

[penguindance]

 

[RomanHans]

Why not donate it to the Museum of Sex in New York City?

http://www.mosex.com/

That's what a guy from the Library of Congress with one of the largest collections of vintage porn did.

Roman

 

[KillerMuffin]

My buddy just came by, shot the shit for a minute then left. I saw he'd forgotten his bag. As it turns out, it's full of the bad '80's porn that's been stinking up his place for the past few years.

Now I have to find out who I can slip them to. That dirty rat!

One word:

EBAY!

I do have such a problem with subtlety. *sigh*

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

My buddy just came by, shot the shit for a minute then left. I saw he'd forgotten his bag. As it turns out, it's full of the bad '80's porn that's been stinking up his place for the past few years.

Now I have to find out who I can slip them to. That dirty rat!

are you still looking to slip that porn to someone???

 

[Phoenyx]

My buddy just came by, shot the shit for a minute then left. I saw he'd forgotten his bag. As it turns out, it's full of the bad '80's porn that's been stinking up his place for the past few years.

Now I have to find out who I can slip them to. That dirty rat!

I'll take em

 

[Guest]

fuck my sweet pussy then i'll decide whether or not to take them