MY FIRST THREAD Jedi mind tricks and Cops

[Ezarc]

I was on the highway to visit someone today. I wasn't paying much attention to my speed and I guess I was just lost in the songs my cd player was cranking.
All the sudden I see a cop car kind of hidden. I look down and I am going 85 in a 65 zone. I slow down but I know I'm busted.
I pass the cop and see his backup lights go on.
I say to myself out loud,"You don't want to do this. Let him go."
All of the sudden he just stops. I keep going. No Problems.
Take Care and May the Force Be With You,
Ezarc

 

[Kitte]

Will you drive everywhere with me please

 

[scylis]

Will you drive everywhere with me please

can i come, too?

i don't eat much, i promise!

 

[Ezarc]

Will you drive everywhere with me please

Where would you like to go, little girl?
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

 

[Kitte]

Where would you like to go, little girl?
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

Down to the 9's for a beer?

 

[Sillyman]

Nothing like strectching the old telepathic anti-cop powers.

 

[Ezarc]

Down to the 9's for a beer?

A little late for that tonight. Can I have a raincheck? Sillyman always a please to see you.
Take Care(and Lust Alway, for Kitte, not you sillyman),
Ezarc

 

[joolushko]

I was on the highway to visit someone today. I wasn't paying much attention to my speed and I guess I was just lost in the songs my cd player was cranking.
All the sudden I see a cop car kind of hidden. I look down and I am going 85 in a 65 zone. I slow down but I know I'm busted.
I pass the cop and see his backup lights go on.
I say to myself out loud,"You don't want to do this. Let him go."
All of the sudden he just stops. I keep going. No Problems.
Take Care and May the Force Be With You,
Ezarc

I am going to have to try that next time my radar detector is on the fritz.

 

[Kitte]

A little late for that tonight. Can I have a raincheck? Sillyman always a please to see you.
Take Care(and Lust Alway, for Kitte, not you sillyman),
Ezarc

Please see my rant about how all men only want pussy! Jk cutie!

 

[Ezarc]

Re: Re: MY FIRST THREAD Jedi mind tricks and Cops

I am going to have to try that next time my radar detector is on the fritz.

What do you have to lose by trying? But is the Force with you?
Take Care,
Ezarc

 

[Kitte]

Ya know if ya do get pulled over you could just flash em your tits, or does that just work for me?

 

[Ezarc]

Ya know if ya do get pulled over you could just flash em your tits, or does that just work for me?

Umm, well, that isn't an option for me, darling.
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

 

[Kitte]

Umm, well, that isn't an option for me, darling.
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

Well I could just drive everywhere with you and when the force doesnt work Ill flash my tits!

 

[Ezarc]

Well I could just drive everywhere with you and when the force doesnt work Ill flash my tits!

Deal. But do we have to wait for the cops for you to flash?
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

 

[Kitte]

Deal. But do we have to wait for the cops for you to flash?
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

Of course why on earth would I show my breasts for no good reason???
( o Y o ) opps sorry they just popped out!

 

[Ezarc]

Of course why on earth would I show my breasts for no good reason???
( o Y o ) opps sorry they just popped out!

*faints* *could use some mouth to mouth*
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

 

[Kitte]

*faints* *could use some mouth to mouth*
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

Hmmm too bad I let my CPR certification run out, you could sue ya know!

 

[Ezarc]

Hmmm too bad I let my CPR certification run out, you could sue ya know!

*Ezarc starts to see the white light*

 

[Kitte]

Ok Ok Ok but you better not sue!

*begins mouth to mouth in a purely medical fashion*

Umm is he supposed to be feeling me up while I do this??

 

[Ezarc]

Ok Ok Ok but you better not sue!

*begins mouth to mouth in a purely medical fashion*

Umm is he supposed to be feeling me up while I do this??

Where am I? Oh I must be in heaven to have such sweet lips on mine.
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

 

[Kitte]

Where am I? Oh I must be in heaven to have such sweet lips on mine.
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

No you are delusional but Ill take it!

 

[Ezarc]

No you are delusional but Ill take it!

*jedi mind trick* You Will Kiss Me Again.
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

 

[Suzi]

Hey Sillyman!

I'll "drive" ya to Alderaan or Tatooine---which is further?
My engine is revved and ready---didn't get nowhere last night!
*wink*

Suzi