My first rejection

[Lisa Denton]

Merry Cristmas Lisa.

It forgot to say.

"Your story was rejected"

I quickly looked to see what beastiality with underage childrens they was talkin about.

"Punctuality?"

"Comas, periods and question marks must be inside quotations?"

I quickly scanned my story, fixed the 4 periods not inside the quotations, and re-submitted.

I put in the notes Merry Christmas Manu and Laurel, to start. Told them that I fixed the 4 periods and that I hope it now met the high standards expected. And ended with a Merry Christmas Laurel and Manu.

This was just a lil lesbian comedy thingie I done. I have read some really good stories here, and now judged, by those that should know, that my crap doesn't deserve to be posted alongside some of the worst stories I have ever read.

He camed in my moth and I went gargle - gargle- gargle and then I comed all over the place. But got my periods in the right places.

 

[The_Darkness]

Merry Cristmas Lisa.

It forgot to say.

"Your story was rejected"

I quickly looked to see what beastiality with underage childrens they was talkin about.

"Punctuality?"

"Comas, periods and question marks must be inside quotations?"

I quickly scanned my story, fixed the 4 periods not inside the quotations, and re-submitted.

I put in the notes Merry Christmas Manu and Laurel, to start. Told them that I fixed the 4 periods and that I hope it now met the high standards expected. And ended with a Merry Christmas Laurel and Manu.

This was just a lil lesbian comedy thingie I done. I have read some really good stories here, and now judged, by those that should know, that my crap doesn't deserve to be posted alongside some of the worst stories I have ever read.

He camed in my moth and I went gargle - gargle- gargle and then I comed all over the place. But got my periods in the right places.

If I'd have been drinking, I'd be cleaning my monitor right now.

 

[Guest]

If I'd have been drinking, I'd be cleaning my monitor right now.

I am.

I did.

Lisa, love - you're having a helluva week, aren't you?

First the evil coffee ground encrusted avocados, and now this.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Merry Cristmas Lisa.
He camed in my moth and I went gargle - gargle- gargle and then I comed all over the place. But got my periods in the right places.

You're cute - .

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Sometimes the most bullshit requirements make all the difference, Lisa. We all look forward to reading you story.

JJ

 

[StrixVaria]

Oh

Dear

God

Not that shit there was funny, I don't care who you are.

 

[JRaven]

Merry Cristmas Lisa.

"Punctuality?"

Punctuality or punctuation? If you were entering a contest, I could see puntuality being an issue. I've NEVER seen a story rejected because of puntuation. But I admit that my only evidence of this are the stories I HAVE seen that probably should have been.

He camed in my moth and I went gargle - gargle- gargle and then I comed all over the place. But got my periods in the right places.

Now THAT was FUNNY!

Jenny

 

[Darkniciad]

If they catch it, I think about any story will get rejected for that punctuation issue - they just usually don't. Too many stories to rapid-scan every day. That's why so many - let us say less than stellar - works make it through.

If one of them just happened to be near the top of the document, that will probably do it.

You just got your number called for the strip search on the way through security this time, it seems

 

[Guest]

If they catch it, I think about any story will get rejected for that punctuation issue - they just usually don't. Too many stories to rapid-scan every day. That's why so many - let us say less than stellar - works make it through.

If one of them just happened to be near the top of the document, that will probably do it.

You just got your number called for the strip search on the way through security this time, it seems

Oooh.

How do I get one of those strip searches?

Me next! Pick me! Pick me!

 

[TE999]

Merry Cristmas Lisa.

It forgot to say.

"Your story was rejected"

I quickly looked to see what beastiality with underage childrens they was talkin about.

"Punctuality?"

"Comas, periods and question marks must be inside quotations?"

I quickly scanned my story, fixed the 4 periods not inside the quotations, and re-submitted.

I put in the notes Merry Christmas Manu and Laurel, to start. Told them that I fixed the 4 periods and that I hope it now met the high standards expected. And ended with a Merry Christmas Laurel and Manu.

This was just a lil lesbian comedy thingie I done. I have read some really good stories here, and now judged, by those that should know, that my crap doesn't deserve to be posted alongside some of the worst stories I have ever read.

He camed in my moth and I went gargle - gargle- gargle and then I comed all over the place. But got my periods in the right places.

Oh, now this is too damn funny!

'Punctuality' as in being late? WTF?

If it's half as amusing as this post, I really want to read that story now.

Resubmit, and watch dem' periods, plizz.

Peace.

 

[only_more_so]

He camed in my moth and I went gargle - gargle- gargle and then I comed all over the place. But got my periods in the right places.

Yeah, because gargling with your periods would be just plain gross.

 

[Guest]

Yeah, because gargling with your periods would be just plain gross.

Well, I think there's a story category for that.

 

[Darkniciad]

Oooh.

How do I get one of those strip searches?

Me next! Pick me! Pick me!

Just be aware that the security wall is riddled with more peepholes than a chunk of swiss cheese. Not that I would have vide... I mean know about that from experience.

 

[Guest]

Just be aware that the security wall is riddled with more peepholes than a chunk of swiss cheese. Not that I would have vide... I mean know about that from experience.

Cool.

 

[uptoplay2]

I hope you posted this on YOUR site Lisa!

Merry Christmas!!

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Actually, Lisa, my very first story back in 2001 was rejected for exactly the very reason yours was. It seems to me one of the editors has a hard-on for punctuation inside quotations.

Don't let it bother you, sweets. Chalk it up to experience.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

Merry Cristmas Lisa.

It forgot to say.

"Your story was rejected"

I quickly looked to see what beastiality with underage childrens they was talkin about.

"Punctuality?"

"Comas, periods and question marks must be inside quotations?"

I quickly scanned my story, fixed the 4 periods not inside the quotations, and re-submitted.

I put in the notes Merry Christmas Manu and Laurel, to start. Told them that I fixed the 4 periods and that I hope it now met the high standards expected. And ended with a Merry Christmas Laurel and Manu.

This was just a lil lesbian comedy thingie I done. I have read some really good stories here, and now judged, by those that should know, that my crap doesn't deserve to be posted alongside some of the worst stories I have ever read.

He camed in my moth and I went gargle - gargle- gargle and then I comed all over the place. But got my periods in the right places.

I you.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

*laughs to self*

I'm thinking Lisa means whatever she damn well wants to mean or wants you to think she means when she says punctuality.

And yes, that's what they are...bullshit requirements. Four periods get a story rejected, but some of these shit stories make it on with no problem? Huh???

 

[Lisa Denton]

Actually, Lisa, my very first story back in 2001 was rejected for exactly the very reason yours was. It seems to me one of the editors has a hard-on for punctuation inside quotations.

Don't let it bother you, sweets. Chalk it up to experience.

Its OK, I was just blowin off some steam.

It had topped off a Christmas Day of the same.

I would have felt honored if they asked me did I want to spiffy up my story before postin. it was that freakin "Rejected" there that done me.

I blew off the steam, and after thinking about realize that, while signed with thier name, Laurel and Manu was not personally sittin around drinking eggnog and laffin about my punctuality or PMS'in about my periods.

You are right, prolly one of the editors has a hard-on for periods, I think a lot of the readers do also.

One of my latest fan-mails had asked me how come I never do a pregnant story because they thought I could do it real well.

I was flattered, of course. But uninterested.

 

[gauchecritic]

One of my latest fan-mails had asked me how come I never do a pregnant story because they thought I could do it real well.

I was flattered, of course. But uninterested.

It are a doddle, doing the pregnancy thing lise.

He camed in my moth and I went gargle - gargle- gargle and then I comed all over the place. But got my periods in the right places.

just add a word.

He camed in my moth and I went gargle - gargle- gargle and then I comed all over the place. But I didn't got my periods in the right places.

 

[Lisa Denton]

It are a doddle, doing the pregnancy thing lise.



just add a word.

He camed in my moth and I went gargle - gargle- gargle and then I comed all over the place. But I didn't got my periods in the right places.

"and the I comed in gauche's moth and he went gargle-gargle-gargle. (period) We decided to have wild crazy sex some more, suave sexy gauche pulled out his box of sex toys, listerine and pregnancy tests, it was gonna be a long night.(period)

 

[CharleyH]

Merry Cristmas Lisa.

It forgot to say.

"Your story was rejected"

I quickly looked to see what beastiality with underage childrens they was talkin about.

"Punctuality?"

"Comas, periods and question marks must be inside quotations?"

I quickly scanned my story, fixed the 4 periods not inside the quotations, and re-submitted.

I put in the notes Merry Christmas Manu and Laurel, to start. Told them that I fixed the 4 periods and that I hope it now met the high standards expected. And ended with a Merry Christmas Laurel and Manu.

This was just a lil lesbian comedy thingie I done. I have read some really good stories here, and now judged, by those that should know, that my crap doesn't deserve to be posted alongside some of the worst stories I have ever read.

He camed in my moth and I went gargle - gargle- gargle and then I comed all over the place. But got my periods in the right places.

ROFLOL - THIS IS THE BEST STORY EVER! ROFLOL.

 

[Stella_Omega]

"and the I comed in gauche's moth and he went gargle-gargle-gargle. (period) We decided to have wild crazy sex some more, suave sexy gauche pulled out his box of sex toys, listerine and pregnancy tests, it was gonna be a long night.(period)

there, you see? You DO have a pregnancy in you!


oops, pregnancy story