My first bottle!!!

[BT-NJ]

anybody ever lubed up a bottle and slid it up their ass?? Well I did!! After the initaial entrance and some pain, it felt great!!! Feeling the neck of that bottle sliding back & forth in there

But unfortunately, I could only get the neck in there. My asshole couldn't get stretch enough to get the wider prat of the bottle up there!!!

Maybe now is the time for me to breakdown and get my own dildo,,,,,,,,or a real cock for my ass!!!

I want MORE!!!

 

[gloryguy]

so wheres the pics then? dont tease us with just a story like that.

 

[BT-NJ]

Sadly I don't have a digi-cam to take pictures
But it did feel great having an empty hank's Rootbeer bottle up there.

Now I wish I can find a hard to replace it!!

 

[Mary Hall]

Bad bad idea to use something like that, if its glass then ya gonna get an ass full of glass shards.

 

[RawHumor]

Bad bad idea to use something like that, if its glass then ya gonna get an ass full of glass shards.

Plus, and I'm sure if there's a nurse or doctor reading this, they'll concur, but you don't want to slide something into your ass that doesn't have a handle on it. Your asshole can create a vacuum and suck it in. If the bottle was well-lubed, you literally might lose it. And that would make one awkward trip to the doctor, and a strenuous wait in the waiting room.

 

[wturkey76209]

Saw an x-ray of this exact situation...

In the heat of a moment, guy slid a pop bottle up his ass. When he tried to get it out, guess what? Suction prevented him from pulling it out. Had to go to the emergency room (hence the x ray) where they literally had to knock a hole in the end of the bottle to get it out of him. How would you like to explain THAT situation to everybody you know?

 

[Programmer Cat]

You really shouldn't be doing that, unless you want to be discussed on the Howard Stern show as one of those guys who put something up their ass and couldn't get it out. They make butt plugs and dildos that are safe to insert anally; you should try one of those instead of taking risks.

 

[moonpie7490]

age???

well some people here arent exactly the age they are supposed to be so none the less they cant pay for toys without doing it illegally

 

[tusculumpioneer]

toys

there's a reason there are toy stores across america and it isn't some conspiracy. Go soft or hard but have a handle and lube. You woundn't fix your car with a hammer and you shouldn't fuck your ass with a bottle. Plastic might be a little unsafe too, but an enema is always good.