My Ferret is a pack rat

Ishmael

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Yep, she is.

Over the past few weeks I've noticed little things missing. At first I blamed on my impending senility. But today I solved the mystery.

She was dragging a pair of wire strippers down the hallway. Instead of taking them away, I jsut followed her to see where she thought she was going with them.

She dragged them into the Kitchen and into a cupboard where I keep my pots and pans. Then she proceeded to deposit them in a large pressure cooker that I use for canning and preserves.

OK, I looked inside. Wallah, all of the missing items were there. In one spot. They all are primarily plastic in nature. There were pens, a window cleaning squeegie, a pair of swimming goggles, a beer hugger, the release for my hunting bow, and the wire strippers of course.

Now, the cool thing is that if it's plastic and missing, I know where to find it. The down side is that she hasn't brought anything back. Like gold nuggets or the like. It's one way with this ferret.

Ishmael
 
I hope that you and the ferret will enjoy this little treat. It sounds like one of life's wonderful moments.
 
At least he does something semi-constructive. My cat's just knock things over and stare at me, challenging my authority.

She sounds adorable.
 
Ezarc said:
I hope that you and the ferret will enjoy this little treat. It sounds like one of life's wonderful moments.

It is Erzac. My children are grown and gone. So, kinda like a new family.

You can either take the time to watch, or intervene with punishment.

Watching is a lot more fun for all involved.

Ishmael
 
Wiggles said:
At least he does something semi-constructive. My cat's just knock things over and stare at me, challenging my authority.

She sounds adorable.

She is and she drives the cats nuts. They're old and fat, they are now getting EXCERSIZE. :D

Ishmael
 
ferrets are like that. they often develope an affinity for one material. i knew someone who's ferret liked leather...they trained him tosteal wallets.
 
Hey, Ishmael, just curious, I've often thought about getting a ferret. Where does it, um, do its business? Do you have a ferret litter box? Does it go outside periodically like a dog? Maybe through a ferret door?
 
paganangel said:
ferrets are like that. they often develope an affinity for one material. i knew someone who's ferret liked leather...they trained him tosteal wallets.

Did the ferret dress in fetish clothing as well?

;)

Hi PA!
 
Pyper said:
Hey, Ishmael, just curious, I've often thought about getting a ferret. Where does it, um, do its business? Do you have a ferret litter box? Does it go outside periodically like a dog? Maybe through a ferret door?

They use a litter box naturally. No training required. Actually very clean. Just make sure you get one that is descented. They are a member of the weasel family (like the skunk) and can develope a strong odor if the glands are not removed.

Ishmael
 
Ishmael said:
They use a litter box naturally. No training required. Actually very clean. Just make sure you get one that is descented. They are a member of the weasel family (like the skunk) and can develope a strong odor if the glands are not removed.

Ishmael

Cool! I thought I might have to train it or something.
 
paganangel said:
u will still have to ferret proof your hous

That is no lie.

They can get into anything and out of damn near anything. You do have to watch out. And they are fully domesticated. They cannot live in the wild.

Ishmael
 
And this is why they're illegal in this state.


well actually, its because they don't have any natural enemies, but I'd like to think its because of their Kleptomania.

Perchance is your ferrets name winona?
 
paganangel said:
aww...c'mon...lil help?

Pagan?

Sorry to burst your bubble, but the naughty elf hearted me on a flame thread...

Fickle little bugger.

Don't you think?

:D

You are okay in my book, though.

:rose:
 
Re: That's kinda cool, Ish

LionessInWinter said:
Is she getting ready for winter, or what?

I wish you could find the MSN Explorer 6.0 version of my hotmail. It's disappeared! I'm stuck with bloody 5.5 in the 6.0 browser. Could you look in your pantry for it? And please send it back if you find it.

Thanks ever so,

Lioness :)

I have it, but I lost your address. ?????

Was it plastic?

Ishmael
 
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