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Blazing Saddles



[To himself, after fooling the town.]
Bart: Oh, baby, you're *so* talented... and they are *so* dumb!

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Hedley Lamarr: Repeat after me: I...
Men: I...
Hedley Lamarr: ...your name...
Men: ...your name...
Hedley Lamarr: [to himself] Shmucks.
[aloud]
Hedley Lamarr: ...do pledge allegiance...
Men: ...do pledge allegiance...
Hedley Lamarr: ...to Hedley Lamarr...
Men: ...to Hedy Lamarr...
Hedley Lamarr: That's *Hedley*!
Men: That's Hedley!

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Lili Von Shtupp: [singing] Here I stand, the goddess of desire / Set men on fire / I have this power. / Morning, noon, and night, it's dwink and dancing / Some quick womancing / And then a shower. / Stage door Johnnies constantly suwwound me / They always hound me, with one wequest. / Who can satisfy their lustful habits? / I'm not a wabbit! / I need some west.

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Church Congregation: [singing] Now is a time of great decision / Are we to stay or up and quit? / There's no avoiding this conclusion: / Our town is turning into shit. Amen.
 
At the crossing gate way out in the desert

"somebody better go back and get a shit load of dimes!"
 
Bart: Mornin', ma'am! And isn't it a lovely mornin'?
Elderly woman: Up yours nigger!


Gabby Johnson: I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin bushwackin, hornswaglin, cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.
 
" See the reason you are still alive is that you did not know that you stole from Mr. Soze"
 
"Old McDonald had a farm eee-iiii-eeee-iiii-oooooh and on that farm he...shot some guys....Badda bing badda boom bang boom"
 
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