My favorite GILF

[Bert Notorius]

I have decided to only fuck GILF's from this point forward- less predatory than a cougar, less Freudian than MILF's.

They creak a little if you bend them too far, but it is something I am willing to put up with.

Plus, they're not continually thumbing their damn phones.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Like most high mileage vehicles they may require special lubricants. And there may be some play in the drive train, but by G/god, the older body styles are classic, just classic.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Plus, they know stuff.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Don't even get me started about dentures.

 

[lovetoread]

Removing the dentures has got to open a whole new world of kink.

 

[Bert Notorius]

There is something 'Boris Karloffian' about a set of teeth staring at you from a jar on the bedside table. It's a thing best left to the darkness.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I have decided to only fuck GILF's from this point forward- less predatory than a cougar, less Freudian than MILF's.

They creak a little if you bend them too far, but it is something I am willing to put up with.

Plus, they're not continually thumbing their damn phones.

I don't think you actually decided.

i think they just to old and weak to fend you off.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I don't think you actually decided.

i think they just to old and weak to fend you off.

Your ignorance is seeping out of your pee hole again.
Old /= Weak.

 

[Beco]

I have decided to only fuck GILF's from this point forward- less predatory than a cougar, less Freudian than MILF's.

They creak a little if you bend them too far, but it is something I am willing to put up with.

Plus, they're not continually thumbing their damn phones.

Grandma I'd like to fuck?

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Grandma I'd like to fuck?

Do they come with WD-40?

 

[lovetoread]

Do they come with WD-40?

Dab a little olive oil and go to town

 

[ReadyMike]

I teach 8th graders. Parent's Night is a real freak show.

There are plenty of GILFs in west Phoenix are not at all creaky. I wouldn't be surprised if they provide they're own lubricants.

On the other hand, there are a lot of mom's that don't get an "ILF" even from a horn-dog like me.

Happy Penetrating Bert!

 

[Bert Notorius]

As a point of order, my Grammie is not on this list.

 

[run_silent]

You know it's not hard to find gilfs at age 30 but they come with their own set of problems.

 

[Bert Notorius]

You know it's not hard to find gilfs at age 30 but they come with their own set of problems.

like a green banana...

 

[Beco]

Do they come with WD-40?

some of the chicks I know, do....

 

[semen4her]

Grandma I'd like to fuck?

In bert's case it's grandfather.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I have to draw the line @ GGILF's...for now.

 

[jomar]

Don't even get me started about dentures.

Crack whores give the best blow jobs. GILFs might rival them, I suppose.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Crack whores give the best blow jobs. GILFs might rival them, I suppose.

Crack whores need not apply.

 

[Beco]

In bert's case it's grandfather.

He said it only happened once....

 

[Bert Notorius]

He said it only happened once....

Unlike yourself, who demonstrates a propensity for GFF.

 

[Beco]

Unlike yourself, who demonstrates a propensity for GFF.

Grenade Free Foundation?

 

[Bert Notorius]

Grenade Free Foundation?

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