MY EXPIRY DATE'S UP (roger simian's last post)

[Guest]

Nightlight reached 5000 posts today. This is my 999th. Seems as good a day as any to do this. I started posting here as Roger Simian in April last year. ("Rachel Picabia" beat me by a month, registering in March.) It seems like a romantic symbolic moment to de-activate this user-name, just before my 1000th-post, shiny medalion awards ceremony. I think I would've chosen the title "EH?".

Anyway, Roger Simian is about to take that long dark walk into the night to meet his lover Gingersnap (I don't think anybody noticed but she retired from the board on the 'Handful Of Ass' thread about a week ago.)

I've started using the name Alexander Tzara now for my erotic writing and BB posts 'cause that's the name I've been sending my stories to magazines under recently.

Basically, I've not left the party, just changed my mask.

Goodbye
rs
xx

 

[Jade]

OMG... I don't know what to say...

Fare thee well oh sweet one.

Bien Suerte a ti siempre

 

[April]

I'm glad you're not going completely, Roger. And I was hoping that Gingersnap might come back someday. Yes, I noticed.

 

[bluntforcemama]

I think I'm going to cry! Even though you aren't really leaving, it's like the end of an era, the death of something special and loved. Why do I feel so sad?

 

[Whispersecret]

Roger was a great addition to the board. Alex will be as well, I'm sure.

 

[Dillinger]

Roger/Alex - either way... congrats on the 999 - do you now start over at 0? That's actually a very cool gesture... *smile*

 

[Laurel]

Hey, if you're gonna be Alex, can I be Roger? Can I can I can I? Huh!?

 

[alexander tzara]

Gracias dear Jade, April, Myst, Whispah, Dillinger 'n' Madam Cliterotica.

Hey, if you're gonna be Alex, can I be Roger? Can I can I can I? Huh!?

Sure, Laurel, but you have to hand back those DCL and Deborah masks I lent you. =o)~

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Let's all change......

names. We'll switch with each other.

 

[KillerMuffin]

If I were Laurel, with my wicked sense of humor...

I'd change Alex's 'experienced' handle to "Eh?" just for the express purpose of my own personal chortle factor. Giggles too. Thankfully, Laurel isn't nearly as giggle minded as I. Right Laurel? Right? Laurel? Hello? Uh-oh. *Blushing sheepishly* Sorry there Rog.

 

[alexander tzara]

Or we could just share names.

Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome into the ring: SPARKY MUFFIN and KILLER KRONKITE!!!!

 

[Deborah]

The rest of the story

The truth of the matter is that Roger Simian was last seen in the company of Baobhan Sith, the Scottish vampire who appears as a lovely maiden clad all in green.

Really. I'm writing a true story about it entitled "Scotty and the Vampire." It's bloody fucking funny.

 

[*Lazer*]

I can hardly wait for this one Deborah. I thought you might be up to mischief. You have been most unusually quiet. Life on the board does get a bit tedious without your rapier wit.

Hey Roger/Racheal/Alexander where you been dude? I liked your new story. I heard the Scots are advanced lovers what with the way they roooooooollllllllllllll their RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSs. So is it true Roger/Rach/Alex huh Huh!!!

 

[alexander tzara]

Well now *Lazer* I have been known to roll my arse now and again if the moods right.

Hey Deborator - I hope you're not pitting me against Lillith, the evil Scottish fairie (and Rachel Picabia lookalike). I read what she did to that poor Governor's
ass-ignation. Ouch!



[Edited by alexander tzara on 02-10-2001 at 03:16 PM]

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Eh?

OMFG .... oh wow ... i had no idea ... i am so out of it lately ... it's cause i was away ...

well ..... i don't know what to say ... the moment my back is turned, roger simian leaves the lit board ... man i feel sad ...

and Ginger ... i remember reading that post in Haze's thread ... now that was way too heavy ... oh god no pun intended ... you should come back ... i hope maybe you already have as another alias

may head is spinning with questions ...

but Roger darling one last lit post to you ... to congratulate you on your nominations in the Literotia Awards .... you're still too sexy for that damn shirt ...

please both of you ... i hope you reconsider and come back to party for Rog's 1000 post ... and you could go with the "eh?" thing Rog ...
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do Scottish people say "eh" a lot, too, eh?
... and what nationality is this Alex guy anyways? he better be Scottish! ... cause you know if he's not Scottish he's crap ... lol

 

[Deborah]

Where's MY Roger?

I heard a nasty rumour that Alexander who used to be Roger who used to be Rachel, and once was even a monkey is now Lil-Brandi.

Anybody know the truth of the matter?

If so, it sure as hell might help "his" cause in balloting for "Sexiest Male Author."

 

[alexander tzara]

YOU'RE ALL IN DETENTION NOW!!!

Och Aye, Bella. I'm as Scottish as the engineer in StarTrek (he was a Yankee). Sorry, Mr Simian's been retired to the knackers yard like an old race-horse. We promise not to melt him down for glue.

I heard a nasty rumour that Alexander who used to be Roger who used to be Rachel, and once was even a monkey is now Lil-Brandi.

DAMN, you're good, Miss Marples. What gave me away?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

eh, again?

Och Aye, Bella. I'm as Scottish as the engineer in StarTrek (he was a Yankee).

so what does that mean Alex dear? that you wear the tartan or that you don't?

..... and ummmm his name was "Scotty" .... i mean really, darling, how difficult would that be to remember, eh?

oh btw ... are you any relation to Alex Trabek? cause he is Canadian you know, eh? ....

i'll take 80s rock stars for $1,000 Alex (and that's U.S. $, not those damn Canadian bucks lol) ...

actually i am way better at Wheel of Fortune and besides that Pat Sajek is a most excellent dude ..... (that was an ongoing Martin Short gag in his skits in old SNLs lol) ....

ahhh i see Deborah is Miss Marples ... what rivalry there will be in lit crime solving now ... between Nancy Drew and Miss Marples ...

hmmmmm maybe the three of us can be Charlies Angels then instead ... i get dibs on .... hmmm any one of them ... they are all amazing ... but if it was the old tv show i would take dibs on farrah ... no maybe Kate Jackson ... she was so smart ...

but where would we ever find a Bosley? i mean really ...
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