My ex-boyfriend is finally getting a little pussy.

[Folded Pixie]

For the past month and a half or so, my ex-boyfriend has woken up about four times throughout the night with his one-year-old male neutered cat holding on to his leg for dear life while humping the hell out of it. It's gotten to the point where he has to lock the cat out of his room. I asked the vet about it, and she had never heard of a cat doing this before, only dogs.

Has anybody heard of this, or have any suggestions as to what he should do?



~Pixie

 

[plasticman33]

No wonder he's your ex.

 

[Coca~Cola]

How was the cat when he was nuetered?

 

[Folded Pixie]

How was the cat when he was nuetered?

How was he? Um....fine? If you meant how old, he was 6-7 months. If you did mean how, I am lost.

 

[Coca~Cola]

How was he? Um....fine? If you meant how old, he was 6-7 months. If you did mean how, I am lost.

oh, sorry, well at least you can read typo...

If they did surgery on him too early, everything might not have dropped yet.
I have had this happen with other animals.
A vet might have to surgically go in again to make sure Mr. Kitty doesn't still have a testicle inside of him.
Cause, if Mr Kitty wasn't displaying this behaviour before, it's the testosterone (sp) that's making him do it now.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

How was the cat when he was nuetered?

He had balls.

 

[Folded Pixie]

A vet might have to surgically go in again to make sure Mr. Kitty doesn't still have a testicle inside of him.

Nope. I was working for that vet at the time, and assisted in Mr. Kitty's surgery. I personally watched as both of Mr. Kitty's balls were plucked and snipped.

*shrug*

 

[Folded Pixie]

Hehe....it's funny too, because back when he did still have them....the other assistants & I made fun of him because they were very small.

 

[Folded Pixie]

I personally watched as both of Mr. Kitty's balls were plucked and snipped.

I just realized how gross that sounds...

 

[Tantrikenetic]

tell your ex to put on soothing music, candles and to rub the cat's back. That'll help it finish faster.

 

[Folded Pixie]

tell your ex to put on soothing music, candles and to rub the cat's back. That'll help it finish faster.

Awesome....I'll use that the next time I make fun of him for it.

I like your av, by the way.

 

[Tantrikenetic]

Thanks. I wish I could draw as well as my AV suggests.

 

[Starfish]

It's Cat/Dog syndrome.


Check for fetching capabilities to verify.

 

[Folded Pixie]

Thanks. I wish I could draw as well as my AV suggests.

It's ok, I'll forgive you
I take it you didn't draw it, then?

 

[Aquila]

panty raid

 

[Folded Pixie]

It's Cat/Dog syndrome.


Check for fetching capabilities to verify.

He doesn't fetch. My cat does, but Mr. Kitty is the laziest animal alive. (Well...during the day only, I guess... )

 

[Folded Pixie]

panty raid

What about panties?

 

[Tantrikenetic]

Afraid not. But I will learn to draw or may lightning strike me down!




*sudden ominous thunderclap above New England*

 

[Folded Pixie]

Afraid not. But I will learn to draw or may lightning strike me down!
*sudden ominous thunderclap above New England*

*giggles* very cute.

did someone draw that one for you? Or did you find it?

 

[Tx girl]

I had a good laugh when i saw this thread I kinda have the same problem here.. except its my dog trying to hump my cats and they are all fixed!

 

[Folded Pixie]

I had a good laugh when i saw this thread I kinda have the same problem here.. except its my dog trying to hump my cats and they are all fixed!

Ack! The poor kitties! Is it a big dog?

 

[Tantrikenetic]

I found it. I am a web comic fanatic and the artist that does Errant Story is an excellent artist. I got the image from him.

 

[Folded Pixie]

I found it. I am a web comic fanatic and the artist that does Errant Story is an excellent artist. I got the image from him.

Sorry for all the questions...

 

[Folded Pixie]

panty raid

NOW i get it. I was involved in one of those....heh

 

[LukkyKnight]

Has anybody heard of this, or have any suggestions as to what he should do?

He should get a webcam and set up a pay per view site.

You, meanwhile, should laugh and make sure any women he knows are aware.