My Dom doesn't have moves like Jagger

[callinectes2]

Is he still qualified to control?

 

[BiBunny]

Depends. Is he fly like a G6?

 

[Chiara_searches]

Maybe he has a hidden Super Bass you haven't tapped yet?

 

[the captians wench]

Maybe he has a hidden Super Bass you haven't tapped yet?

Three times I read that as "super ass" and instantly went to the mental picture of wearing a strap on and telling my PYL to "bend over baby, it's my turn" and wondered how that would make him more qualified as a Dom...



Have I mentioned I need laid?

 

[callinectes2]

Well, he isn't all that fly and I have yet to find his Super Bass, but he does have some Pumped up Kicks.

 

[callinectes2]

setting the bar kinda high, doncha think?

My first though was "we need qualifications to be kinky? crap; I'm screwed"

(or unscrewed, as the case may be)

Actually, if you have ever watched him dance you'd know having moves like Jagger isn't that high of a bar.

 

[the captians wench]

that could totally make him more qualified... if he told you to do it.

oh wait... that's stella's line (sorry i couldn't resist)

I totally have Madona's "Erotica" stuck in my head now!

 

[Daddy2mylilgirl]

You could tell him Forget You if it's that big a deal.

 

[YourCaptor]

Asmar music, it'll make him as cool as vanilla ice.