My DOG now identifies as a CAT, and will start using the LITTER BOX

[Libsam]

I just wish my pets would do something useful for once, LIKE GET A FUCKING JOB!!

All they do is increase global warming with their carbon paw prints!!

 

[Killswitch1]

I have to keep my cats litter pan blocked off from the dogs. They eat the poop!

 

[Libsam]

Degenerate filthy mongrels!!

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I just wish my pets would do something useful for once, LIKE GET A FUCKING JOB!!

All they do is increase global warming with their carbon paw prints!!

I just have mice. Their poop hardly smells at all.

 

[Libsam]

I just have mice. Their poop hardly smells at all.

Just wait until they identify as ferrets, your whole house will reek of animalic musk.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[parodyluvr75]

I had a cat that thought it was a dog.

Animals never get jobs, you can ask but they just flop over and want a belly rub.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Libsam]

The only time my cats aren't being lazy is when they identify as hamsters.

https://assets.rbl.ms/1524109/980x.jpg

I've tried verbal abuse, calling them cunts while sticking my finger in their face, but they don't care, they just sniff my finger with a content look.

 

[pensivepoet]

I had a fat cat once that only slept and jacked off.
He'd prop himself between two throw pillows and use both front paws.
It was pretty disgusting and I can't imagine where he got the idea.

 

[Libsam]

I had a fat cat once that only slept and jacked off.
He'd prop himself between two throw pillows and use both front paws.
It was pretty disgusting and I can't imagine where he got the idea.

Good thing you got rid of him.
Did you just happen to leave the front door open a little too long?

 

[lemonbread]

That's just WRONG! No species should be using the same potty place as another species! Now all the weirdo dogs out there who want to abuse cats will just use litter boxes!

 

[Libsam]

That's just WRONG! No species should be using the same potty place as another species! Now all the weirdo dogs out there who want to abuse cats will just use litter boxes!

I KNOW!!
What's next? Parakeets identifying as fruit-bats and hanging upside down on their perches?!?!

 

[sensualsharon]

I wonder if I got that treadmill thing the cat is in in the pic if my 22 pounder would use it, he needs to!

 

[RobDownSouth]

I wonder if I got that treadmill thing the cat is in in the pic if my 22 pounder would use it, he needs to!

Can a 22 pound cat even walk?

 

[Libsam]

I wonder if I got that treadmill thing the cat is in in the pic if my 22 pounder would use it, he needs to!

http://onefastcat.com/

 

[sensualsharon]

Can a 22 pound cat even walk?

LOL, he can not only walk, he's a darned good mouser, but he's pretty sedentary.