My dildo arrived in the mail today

[naughtycakes]

It's really small

http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/boss-silicone-dildo-white/

I wanted a small dildo. Last one I had was huge and kinda hurt, but I think I went too small. It's about an inch longer than my middle finger and twice as wide.

I guess we'll see.

One interesting aspect of it, it has a hole in it to accommodate a finger, useful for thrusting.

The Japanese usually know what they're doing.

I also ordered a Hello Kitty vibrator set and a mini wand rechargeable massager but they haven't arrived yet.

 

[IndieSnob]

I love that it's called Boss. Ha!

 

[naughtycakes]

Yup...

I might have to spring for the size medium one, though.

This little one looks so sad.

 

[semen4her]

Just call me BOSS.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Yup...

I might have to spring for the size medium one, though.

This little one looks so sad.

Now, now.

JAMESBPIECEOFSHIT is going to read this and you'll just make him feel even worse about his dick.

 

[naughtycakes]

Just call me BOSS.

You're totally Boss.

Now, now.

JAMESBPIECEOFSHIT is going to read this and you'll just make him feel even worse about his dick.

Listen, I have nothing against a small dick, as long as the man wielding it knows what he's doing.

But the dildo is unattached, it just looks funny. Dildos look funny to begin with, but the big ones can look scary, too.

 

[neci]

i will be waiting around for the review.

 

[artemesia_g]

Think of it like the Charlie Brown Christmas tree. You're just giving it a good home.

 

[richard_daily]

You're totally Boss.



Listen, I have nothing against a small dick, as long as the man wielding it knows what he's doing.

But the dildo is unattached, it just looks funny. Dildos look funny to begin with, but the big ones can look scary, too.

This thread is useless without pictures of you giving your new dildo a test drive.

 

[naughtycakes]

i will be waiting around for the review.

I will be posting the review

Later though, I'm not particularly horny at the mo.

Think of it like the Charlie Brown Christmas tree. You're just giving it a good home.

That's sweet!

I'm not quite sure it's going to hit the appropriate spot though.

This thread is useless without pictures of you giving your new dildo a test drive.

Meh, I took a couple pics of it and tried to post them as attachments but they were apparently too big. I don't have a picture hosting account anymore. Too lazy to deal with it.

 

[John Doe]

Last one I had was huge and kinda hurt

Please elaborate on this part.

 

[LadyVer]

I enjoy visiting the stores to pick the toys out although it is more convenient to shop online.

 

[tinylittlegnat]

The world can always use more dildos

 

[albertaboy]

Since I bought my wife her Magic Wand, all the other Dildo's she owns have gotten very lonely.

 

[QuickDuck]

I am just busy having happy thoughts about Ms Cakes and her dildo

Please excuse me for a little while

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I tell bitches to ride the bedpost and don't bother me.

 

[pink]

I'm probably the only woman in the world, who doesn't get anything from dildos.

 

[killallhippies]

japanese dildo? man, those things make me look monstrously large.

and i'm not. i'm pretty damned average.

they're one of the oddities of japanese porn. hot girls going to town on pencil thin dicks. it's really quite weird.

 

[naughtycakes]

Since I bought my wife her Magic Wand, all the other Dildo's she owns have gotten very lonely.

Yeah, the magic wand is way better. Mine broke last week after a year of abuse

I very rarely care to use a dildo, but it's nice to have for penetration now and again.

I am just busy having happy thoughts about Ms Cakes and her dildo

Please excuse me for a little while

Actually, it was lacking.

I need to replace it with the medium or large...the large is less than 7", I guess those are Japanese standards, so it's not that large.

I tell bitches to ride the bedpost and don't bother me.

I'm sure the bitches must be all over your jock.

 

[naughtycakes]

I'm probably the only woman in the world, who doesn't get anything from dildos.

Doubtful.

I think most chicks who have toys focus on the clit.

japanese dildo? man, those things make me look monstrously large.

and i'm not. i'm pretty damned average.

they're one of the oddities of japanese porn. hot girls going to town on pencil thin dicks. it's really quite weird.

Yeah, I ordered it from Amazon - it was cheaper - and they didn't have the measurements. I ordered the small because the last dildo I had was huge and hard to use.

Also, kind of intimidating to a partner.

It's too small and thin. Like two fingers.

I can't decide whether to order the medium or large.

 

[LadyVer]

I'm sure the bitches must be all over your jock.

Good response.

 

[blobfish]

Why are didlos always so fucking veiny? Do I really need to have massive, bulging veins on my 4.5 inch penis to please a woman? I don't need more things to feel self conscious about. Fuck you, Japland.

 

[killallhippies]

Doubtful.

I think most chicks who have toys focus on the clit.



Yeah, I ordered it from Amazon - it was cheaper - and they didn't have the measurements. I ordered the small because the last dildo I had was huge and hard to use.

Also, kind of intimidating to a partner.

It's too small and thin. Like two fingers.

I can't decide whether to order the medium or large.

from what i've seen in their porn (and i've seen a lot of that because i'm a perv like that) i'd go for large.

 

[semen4her]

You're totally Boss.



Listen, I have nothing against a small dick, as long as the man wielding it knows what he's doing.

But the dildo is unattached, it just looks funny. Dildos look funny to begin with, but the big ones can look scary, too.

Polymer is my middle name, baby.

 

[neci]

would it work in the booty?