My Dick Thread

[jomar]

Well fuck me! I took off my glasses and put in my contacts, looked down and my johnson is bigger'n shit. I just might get Lasik surgery! Fuck being nearsighted.

More later.

 

[Austin8]

Well fuck me! I took off my glasses and put in my contacts, looked down and my johnson is bigger'n shit. I just might get Lasik surgery! Fuck being nearsighted.

More later.

Hahaha, your a sure winner in the moderator race now Jo!

 

[Zeb_Carter]

There was a time that I mistakenly pissed on my foot. While I was watching the big one pee, the little one made wee-wee on my foot. I was wearing my bi-focals at the time. *snerk*

ETA: Wait you tricked me into talking about my penis!!!!!!! Damn you Jomar, just Damn you!