my dick pic on my profile

Kinda hard not to check out...since you are

"Masterbating".

Off with his head!
 
Well it's still a nice looking cock.

Hmm. The head looks a bit tiny. And it's only as long as the width of his hand. Each to their own I suppose. I prefer mine to have some intelligence up in the big head.
 
Hmm. The head looks a bit tiny. And it's only as long as the width of his hand. Each to their own I suppose. I prefer mine to have some intelligence up in the big head.

Well that would be better too, but I'm a guy and once the penis is hard the big brain starts to lose all power or reason.
 
Hmm it looks a lot / bit thicker in the middle suppose that might suit some ladies but yeah . well i have to admit this is one of the busiest cock pic threads i've seen on lit!
 
it's your alt, isn't it?

or one of 'em.

I don't alt....I talk all shit on this profile.

Have you ever seen me hesitate or filter my posts?

No.....I'm way to lazy to log in and out.

Besides what's the point? I don't come here to get laid or make friends.

This is the no filter zone. :cool:
 
I don't alt....I talk all shit on this profile.

Have you ever seen me hesitate or filter my posts?

No.....I'm way to lazy to log in and out.

Besides what's the point? I don't come here to get laid or make friends.

This is the no filter zone. :cool:

...clearly
 
...clearly

Hey at least you don't have to worry about me being all polite and saying a bunch of fluffy shit just to start PM'ing shit talk to the rest of the lunch table so we can all have a jolly good laugh behind your back or even all around you in a thread without you even knowing it.
 
now now sassy it sounds like you're generalizing there
Generalizing how? I said "A lot" not all. :kiss:
I personally like meeting his balls. If he doesn't have any, worthless dick

:eek:
LMAO thank you for that visual.
Such a shame there's a dick attached to it.
This made me LOL
Nice cock bro!


Then I suppose those women had better fuck off to some other thread not on a porn forum and not titled 'my dick pic on my profile' .

Otherwise those women would look like fuckin idiots....and that would break my heart for them. :(

First, that is an Avatar (yes he also has one in his profile, but at the time of the post, they were the same pic) so I am not too worried about looking like an idiot. You, as a guy also wandered in here to check out his Dick, so that alone is enough to make me smile even more.
I prefer to "fuck off" to real porn.. You know the kind you watch. Not the kind you see on an adult literature web site. Pictures of random dicks do not, in any way, make me "fuck off" I am mature enough to actually like dicks that come with a brain attached and not just a billboard that says "I'm so fucking horny, I'll fuck anything that moves, so please tell me what you think of my dick"
And lastly, now that I have broken your heart with my idiocy. Please take your own advice, and Fuck off. :kiss:
 
Hey at least you don't have to worry about me being all polite and saying a bunch of fluffy shit just to start PM'ing shit talk to the rest of the lunch table so we can all have a jolly good laugh behind your back or even all around you in a thread without you even knowing it.

You know, this guy is like a really shitty version of me... What a fucking douche...

Also, I've been on Lit for a decade now and very few women love to see dick pics. Generally speaking, womens porn is not the same as mens porn, which is why this is a literature erotica site and not a typical porn site.

Either way, time for you to get back to the GB. :rolleyes:
 
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