My dear, my darling, my prized possession to be,

[Weezard]

Your hiatus is becoming a spiritual distraction. Are you alive, or just pleasantly oblivious to it all?

 

[blobfish]

You mean Erika?

 

[Weezard]

You mean Erika?

Stop flirting. If you want to make love just say so.

 

[blobfish]

Stop flirting. If you want to make love just say so.

You should make love to your tonic and gin.

 

[Tryharder62]

?

Does that work for everybody!

 

[Weezard]

Does that work for everybody!

My heaven-felt incantations bear fruit. My BELOVED GODDESS appears again!

 

[Weezard]

You should make love to your tonic and gin.

Dear Fish,

I am for civility's sake going to assume that you are breath-takingly beautiful. Therefore, it would be inhuman of me to take you over my verbal knee and turn your pear-shaped derriere into a flaming hell. That is, of course, assuming that you're not a masochistic fair maiden out to be brutalized. For the time, my dear, I'll keep the whip, leash, and chair in their proper place.

 

[blobfish]

Dear Fish,

I am for civility's sake going to assume that you are breath-takingly beautiful. Therefore, it would be inhuman of me to take you over my verbal knee and turn your pear-shaped derriere into a flaming hell. That is, of course, assuming that you're not a masochistic fair maiden out to be brutalized. For the time, my dear, I'll keep the whip, leash, and chair in their proper place.

Will you spank my pussy?

 

[Weezard]

Will you spank my pussy?

You're trying to go too deep too early. Have your teachers neglected to inform you of the joys of foreplay? Subtle things can bring BIG things to a pulsating readiness.