My dead friends sons wedding is tonight

[Saint_Ann]

I dont really want to go for a lot of reasons. I havent even left the house all week. Maybe his grandkids have stopped asking wheres grandpa. (other son)

Life goes on...I guess.

 

[rockcasbah]

I dont really want to go for a lot of reasons. I havent even left the house all week. Maybe his grandkids have stopped asking wheres grandpa. (other son)

Life goes on...I guess.

You have to go and tell fun stories about your dead friend and how much he bragged about his son, etc.

Otherwise you weren't much of a Friend. No presh.

 

[Saint_Ann]

You have to go and tell fun stories about your dead friend and how much he bragged about his son, etc.

Otherwise you weren't much of a Friend. No presh.

It was an odd friendship at best. Im not very good at it. Go figure.

 

[Saint_Ann]

I dont have any dress masks...

 

[rockcasbah]

Go buy yourself something pretty and stop your whining. Go late and make a splash at the Reception.

 

[Saint_Ann]

I could spritz water on my forehead and come in coughing. Maybe there will be booze.

 

[HisArpy]

Jog the last 3 blocks and arrive all hot & sweaty and out of breath.

Carry your mask in your hand and repeat "I can't breathe, I can't breathe" a lot.

 

[Saint_Ann]

My friend would find it amusingly ironic if I got sick and died because of it.

 

[hobbit.]

It was an odd friendship at best. Im not very good at it. Go figure.

Turn up, explain that as it was you who caused his death you wernt really sure if you should attend, Go on to explain that he was such a cunt though you couldnt turn down this chance, then invite anyone who wants to join you to tag along to a sesh of dancing on his grave.

 

[hobbit.]

My friend would find it amusingly ironic if I got sick and died because of it.

or ironic retribution

 

[Saint_Ann]

Turn up, explain that as it was you who caused his death you wernt really sure if you should attend, Go on to explain that he was such a cunt though you couldnt turn down this chance, then invite anyone who wants to join you to tag along to a sesh of dancing on his grave.

He died on the toilet like Elvis. I bet a lot go out that way.

 

[Adre]

I just had a great bowel movement and I’m here to tell the tale.

 

[Saint_Ann]

I just had a great bowel movement and I’m here to tell the tale.

No one here doubts that you are full of shit.

 

[Adre]

No one here doubts that you are full of shit.

Much less now.

 

[hobbit.]

He died on the toilet like Elvis. I bet a lot go out that way.

seemingly Elvis may not be dead according to some stories this week.

Oscar pistorious has a view on bathroom deaths.

 

[WillJ8787]

I dont really want to go for a lot of reasons. I havent even left the house all week. Maybe his grandkids have stopped asking wheres grandpa. (other son)

Life goes on...I guess.

Be careful, this is exactly how some folks I know got covid.

Outdoor wedding, lots of precautions, and the bride ended up in critical condition a day after.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Be careful, this is exactly how some folks I know got covid.

Outdoor wedding, lots of precautions, and the bride ended up in critical condition a day after.

Im afraid potential death isnt a valid excuse.

 

[phrodeau]

You should inform the happy couple about that new sex position.

 

[rockcasbah]

Outdoor wedding, lots of precautions, and the bride ended up in critical condition a day after.

Hold it, maybe that’s why she was so young and pretty and dressed in white...

 

[Saint_Ann]

Shit. Its outdoors.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Yeah. That was tough. And I get to do it again in 4 weeks when his brother gets married.