My damned cat is a sadist. :(

[Betticus]

The infernal little beast! She comes over and meows and rolls around till I pet her and then she bites and claws me. I think it's her way of showing affection.

On another note, I'm going to start a fictional BDSM thing that I'll call Hedgehogging.

I don't know what it is yet but it will make me feel better than anyone who has never heard of it.

Prolly something like skewering a cock with so many acupuncture needles that it looks like a scared hedgehog.

 

[jockdom]

The infernal little beast! She comes over and meows and rolls around till I pet her and then she bites and claws me. I think it's her way of showing affection.

On another note, I'm going to start a fictional BDSM thing that I'll call Hedgehogging.

I don't know what it is yet but it will make me feel better than anyone who has never heard of it.

Prolly something like skewering a cock with so many acupuncture needles that it looks like a scared hedgehog.

Ouchy! Cats are much cooler than dogs.

 

[Breaker_Morant]

Prolly something like skewering a cock with so many acupuncture needles that it looks like a scared hedgehog.

WTF? Remind me not to open your Christmas card in December.

 

[kiten69]

The infernal little beast! She comes over and meows and rolls around till I pet her and then she bites and claws me. I think it's her way of showing affection.

She's like her Daddy

On another note, I'm going to start a fictional BDSM thing that I'll call Hedgehogging.

I don't know what it is yet but it will make me feel better than anyone who has never heard of it.

Prolly something like skewering a cock with so many acupuncture needles that it looks like a scared hedgehog.

You are a strange lil man

 

[pink]

i figured you as the type of man who would love to be scratched.

 

[Shankara20]

Prolly something like skewering a cock with so many acupuncture needles that it looks like a scared hedgehog.

*sounds of Shank slowly raising his hand from the back of the room*

errrr, *cough**cough* need any graphics for the story

 

[kiten69]

i figured you as the type of man who would love to be scratched.

. . .and bitten

errrr, *cough**cough* need any graphics for the story

Hey look. . .a volunteer

 

[Shankara20]

. . .and bitten





Hey look. . .a volunteer

errr, well, you see, I already have some such photos

and have all the equipment to do more if needed

 

[kiten69]

errr, well, you see, I already have some such photos

Well just so you know. . .I'm the "photo previewer" for this little operation so all the possible pics have to be sent to me first.

 

[Betticus]

i figured you as the type of man who would love to be scratched.

SLANDER!!!! I'm cute and fuzzy and totally innocent. Just ask the lil lambs in the field! Or the bunnies.

 

[Betticus]

*sounds of Shank slowly raising his hand from the back of the room*

errrr, *cough**cough* need any graphics for the story

I shoulda known.

 

[Betticus]

Well just so you know. . .I'm the "photo previewer" for this little operation so all the possible pics have to be sent to me first.

Nominated yourself huh? Well, it's a tough job and someone has to do it.

 

[kiten69]

SLANDER!!!! I'm cute and fuzzy and totally innocent. Just ask the lil lambs in the field! Or the bunnies.

*puts on gracies thigh high boots*

Careful everyone the shit is rising. . .

 

[Breaker_Morant]

*puts on gracies thigh high boots*

Careful everyone the shit is rising. . .

rising or is it a tidal wave?

 

[SirQittus]

I'm pretty sure that all cats are sadists...

 

[Betticus]

Damn sadist cats!

 

[Shankara20]

Well just so you know. . .I'm the "photo previewer" for this little operation so all the possible pics have to be sent to me first.

for your eyes only...

 

[Breaker_Morant]

I just realized something.. basically what Betticus is saying is that he can't handle a little pussy..

 

[kiten69]

basically what Betticus is saying is that he can't handle a little pussy..

ROTF!!!

for your eyes only...

*speechless*

 

[Shankara20]

*speechless*

sorry

 

[kiten69]

sorry

not needed. . .that's pretty impressive

 

[Shankara20]

that's pretty impressive

well - not every cock does tricks like that

 

[Breaker_Morant]

*speechless*

My reaction was that but I think for different reasons.. kinda sent my boy into hiding.

 

[kiten69]

well - not every cock does tricks like that

*claps hands*

Can it do backflips?

 

[Breaker_Morant]

*claps hands*

Can it do backflips?