My confession

[Byron In Exile]

Am I mistaken on that? I see him harping on Libertarians and thought that he was saying that he was the only true one.

You didn't know that he's currently the only individual in existence with such high-powered invincible debating techniques that he can single-handedly save the world from the evil Libertarians and their nefarious schemes to rid the planet of collectivism and stuff?? I'll bet you don't read comic books, either.

I guess that shows you how long it's been since I stopped doing anything but skimming his threads for comical threats against other posters.

He is rather tiresome, mostly, but he lets go with some real comedy on occasion.

 

[Problem Child]

You didn't know that he's currently the only individual in existence with such high-powered invincible debating techniques that he can single-handedly save the world from the evil Libertarians and their nefarious schemes to rid the planet of collectivism and stuff?? I'll bet you don't read comic books, either.
He is rather tiresome, mostly, but he lets go with some real comedy on occasion.

I guess I have to admit I'm not up to snuff on LT's political views. I just know he's a raving lunatic and, well, that's pretty much all that one needs to know.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I guess I have to admit I'm not up to snuff on LT's political views. I just know he's a raving lunatic and, well, that's pretty much all that one needs to know.

I suppose I feel the same way about Busybody that you do about LT, although I couldn't say I even skim what he posts.

Different nuts for different senses of humor, perhaps.

 

[Problem Child]

I suppose I feel the same way about Busybody that you do about LT, although I couldn't say I even skim what he posts.

Different nuts for different senses of humor, perhaps.

Is there some way we can get them mad enough at each other that they'll actually fight to the death? A duel perhaps?

I'm thinking black powder pistols at three feet. I'll supply the guns.

 

[sunstruck]

Someone please inform me on this slut_boy. He's the only one unfamiliar to me.

 

[Lasher]

Someone bring slut_boy.

Holy Fuck. Now that would be something.

I'd like to see Rodrigo pop in too.

 

[scylis]

There's this relatively new guy named Devilish Texan. Ever seen the movie Ghost World? He's the guy in the convenience store with the num-chukas (sp?).

Ninja Stealth Spelling Buddy Says: nunchaku (is both plural and singular)

and...

HOLY SHIT! wow! i remember when i first came here, the big event of the boards was Deborah using that strap-on of hers on Flagg. it's about the only thing that sticks with me from my first few months at Lit.

 

[sunstruck]

Holy Fuck. Now that would be something.

I'd like to see Rodrigo pop in too.

You are supposed to be one of my gurus. Please explain.

 

[Angel]

I love Ghost World.

 

[Lasher]

You are supposed to be one of my gurus. Please explain.

I'm not sure I can explain slut_boy, lol. Ummm, if I remember right he was South African, had a panty fetish, was probably a little too nice for Lit back then - but Deb was always around to protect him. He was a good guy.

 

[Angel]

That he was.

 

[sunstruck]

Good enough. lol

 

[Problem Child]

Ninja Stealth Spelling Buddy Says: nunchaku (is both plural and singular)

Much thanks.

 

[Angel]

Ninja Stealth Spelling Buddy Says: nunchaku (is both plural and singular)

and...

HOLY SHIT! wow! i remember when i first came here, the big event of the boards was Deborah using that strap-on of hers on Flagg. it's about the only thing that sticks with me from my first few months at Lit.

Haha. Random excerpt from internet game I'm playing right now:




[Script]>focus nun
You clutch your weapon in your hand as you close your eyes tightly, attempting to focus your will upon it.
A faint glimmer plays across the nunchaku. It took some of the power you were focusing into it, but very little.
Roundtime: 10 seconds.

 

[Angel]

Yes, I'm a dork. Fuck off PC.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Is there some way we can get them mad enough at each other that they'll actually fight to the death? A duel perhaps?

I'm thinking black powder pistols at three feet. I'll supply the guns.

A sea battle, possibly?

That way they can fill each other's boats full of holes, and there's a better chance of M.A.D.

Busybody seems to be into pirates — tell him he can be Captain Hook, and can hunt mooslams for the USA in his own pirate ship, but that first he has to dispatch LT, who in real life is Peter Pan.

I'll tell LT that Busybody thinks he should be drafted, post his address, or else meet him to settle it in the Caribbean off the north coast of Tortuga.

It'll be the easiest set-up ever.

 

[Cheyenne]

I'm not sure I can explain slut_boy, lol. Ummm, if I remember right he was South African, had a panty fetish, was probably a little too nice for Lit back then - but Deb was always around to protect him. He was a good guy.

He was a lawyer, lecturing in South Africa. Last I heard from him was a very long time ago when he was also working on a human rights case and had horrible pictures of things that happen to you in South Africa if you're not on the popular list.

 

[Rhys]

What's this thread "Rhys and Oh:21: Get a Room!" all about? This is supposed to be two gay guys who are in love chatting it up while some chick ad libs? Oh my.

Somebody point me to a thread on the GB with some real meat please (and not that "Rhys and Oh:21: Get a Room" thread--that has more than enough meat for Lasher and Purple Haze to handle). Not one of Dixie's threads either. I don't want to fall in love all over again.

Nice to meet you too!

In your august absence, things have changed. That thread is humour, pictures and more. But, some things are best left off the board, so as not to encourage stalking.

Btw: your pet cheffie is an effigy now. I am sure he'll be thrilled I told you.

 

[Angel]

Rhys is the resident uber-cardmaker.

 

[Deborah]

Holy Fuck. Now that would be something.

I'd like to see Rodrigo pop in too.

As I recall Rodrigo got pissed and left because we started a story about him being fucked by a dog. In fact, "someone" put a bumper sticker on his car that said, "Some days you fuck the dog, and some days the dog fucks you." Rumor has it Rodrigo can be found these days barking in XXploreher's back yard.

Yeah that slut-boy, he sure liked his panties. Had to be 100% and white though. Can't remember if he preferred bikinis or briefs. I wonder if he's "into" boy shorts these days.

 

[Lasher]

As I recall Rodrigo got pissed and left because we started a story about him being fucked by a dog.

Heh. I think you're right.

Some people just have no sense of humor.

 

[XXplorher]

It’s true…

My forever sparrow has returned. I’ve stormed the entire Northeast in my Squachsuit for another encounter. Only to cry upon my own (searching for word that makes no sense…) Heath Bar. Yet she returns – my loins in heat. I knew that dumb bitch couldn’t resist.

Ah yes, and now with the success of Jack “pirate welch” Sparrow, I feel an absolute right to plunder your ass beyond respect. Serve me as you’ve yearned since the dawn of the ballsack.

There, there, then.


For the record. I sent Deborah a couple Emails back then – to her credit, she never replied. She’s the real deal (I suppose). I’d love to fuck her, if not for the fact that I don’t really want to.

And Rodrigo? There’s not a man or woman here who could rightfully hold his dog dish. Double standard to be sure. (But we’ll not go there. I’ll just remind everyone here that male sperm is superior. D-whipped knows for sure. Ask her).


Wow. Just like old times.

No worries, as properly reported, I only come back when I'm drunk. And that's, like... very rare, right?

 

[Gaucho]

Holy Fuck. Now that would be something.

I'd like to see Rodrigo pop in too.

As long as we're bringing back the oldbies, my vote would go to Lovely Latina.

Yum.

 

[Lasher]

Wow. Just like old times.

This is the best thread on Lit in 4+ years.

Wonder if Deb's been writing any stories lately...

 

[Deborah]

Me so horny

It’s true…

My forever sparrow has returned. I’ve stormed the entire Northeast in my Squachsuit for another encounter. Only to cry upon my own (searching for word that makes no sense…) Heath Bar. Yet she returns – my loins in heat. I knew that dumb bitch couldn’t resist.

Ah yes, and now with the success of Jack “pirate welch” Sparrow, I feel an absolute right to plunder your ass beyond respect. Serve me as you’ve yearned since the dawn of the ballsack.

There, there, then.


For the record. I sent Deborah a couple Emails back then – to her credit, she never replied. She’s the real deal (I suppose). I’d love to fuck her, if not for the fact that I don’t really want to.

And Rodrigo? There’s not a man or woman here who could rightfully hold his dog dish. Double standard to be sure. (But we’ll not go there. I’ll just remind everyone here that male sperm is superior. D-whipped knows for sure. Ask her).


Wow. Just like old times.

No worries, as properly reported, I only come back when I'm drunk. And that's, like... very rare, right?

Yes, you did send me Emails. True, I didn't respond to any of them. I had a very, very good reason.

I had fallen so madly in love with you. Over and over I read your Emails and masturbated each time. But I knew you would break my heart. God told me not to do the devil.

I'm not sure the exact moment my heart belonged to you. It may have been the "taste of cum" thread where you said your cum was your gift to women. Yes, I knew that must be true. Or it may have been when you made Dixie piss his panties. You scared him shitless. That's how he wet his panties.

Does it matter? But know this--every time I fuck my husband I fantasize about you. My clit throbs at even the mere thought of you.

Yes, this thread really is "My confession."

Whew! I'm glad I got that off my chest.