My Cold Can

[Dillinger]

Glue, bongs are plike mamoo. You kanow I've ween to bee recore. Clown and rancor me. My cold can, trees a winger in the mark, trees a stalker in the blain, trees a cancer in the cark.

West crebore our dove hot glost you bed. I yam as constipated as a cretin car. Oh! It wet so boni when you're calking and the wheats are ill of dangers. All the pews of Rome you need, west lives you the glues, west lives you the glues.

I yam on a boni boat and I yam groveling, cooking for the bee to wet me knee. Scorn with the goon in dancer. Lose her a game she will cancer new. But lets not balk of care-me-bell's cow, the plight is a scary dome. Oh! It wet so boni when you're calking and the wheats are ill of dangers.

Glisten hay walk above no feet. When you boner wet yourself whack on your wheat. The heads too wig, the crying fan's too tide. My cold can, trees a winger in the mark, trees a stalker in the blain, trees a cancer in the cark. Oh! It wet so boni when you're calking and the wheats are ill of dangers.

 

[Siren]

 

[Tantanah]

Me too.

 

[Guest]

I think it's a translation from one of those fjord countries of Jabberwocky.

 

[Guest]

 

[someplace]

Parts of it

Sounds a bit Scottish -- and you know Dilly likes to feel a little Scotchy sometimes........

 

[claude_moveml]

At any rate it's his most lucid post to date

 

[Dillinger]

I must apologize for this thread. You see it seems like, at the time I posted it, I was either Robin or Batman and there was some creep who could take over other people's bodies so I arrested him and brought him to a police station, but by then he had turned into a cat. I talked for a while to one of the women who worked there and made some joke about having to get some sleep.

On my way out I saw a really old Moog synthesizer hooked up to some medical equipment. I decided to mess with it for a while. Then I think that the creep who had turned into a cat said something to me through the speaker so we had to have a towel fight in order to avoid touching each other because we didn't know who had been taken over by whom. Several times I accidently touched Robin but nothing happened. By then I guess I was no longer Robin.

Afterwards I broke up a fight between a dragonfly and a bird and got stung in the process. Then I ran into some nut who sprayed bug spray all over me and it was in that condition that I had to go to meet some political candidate that I am working for.

So you see, I really wasn't myself at the time. It was a rough night. I hope you all understand

 

[Tantanah]

Well now it's all so clear.

 

[Secret Kate]

 

[sunstruck]

See Dilly, I told you it was possible to find quality halucinogens without leaving your hometown.

 

[marksgirl]

And what where you smoking?

 

[Dillinger]

Well now it's all so clear.

As well it should be...

(And I am NOT on drugs - though I wish I were.)

 

[metal_minx]

See Dilly, I told you it was possible to find quality halucinogens without leaving your hometown.

someone was definitely hitting the 'shrooms

 

[someplace]

Dilly you have me worried.

I must apologize for this thread. You see it seems like, at the time I posted it, I was either Robin or Batman and there was some creep who could take over other people's bodies so I arrested him and brought him to a police station, but by then he had turned into a cat. I talked for a while to one of the women who worked there and made some joke about having to get some sleep.

On my way out I saw a really old Moog synthesizer hooked up to some medical equipment. I decided to mess with it for a while. Then I think that the creep who had turned into a cat said something to me through the speaker so we had to have a towel fight in order to avoid touching each other because we didn't know who had been taken over by whom. Several times I accidently touched Robin but nothing happened. By then I guess I was no longer Robin.

Afterwards I broke up a fight between a dragonfly and a bird and got stung in the process. Then I ran into some nut who sprayed bug spray all over me and it was in that condition that I had to go to meet some political candidate that I am working for.

So you see, I really wasn't myself at the time. It was a rough night. I hope you all understand

Some of this is actually making sense to me. I think I'm in trouble.

 

[desert spike]

As well it should be...

(And I am NOT on drugs - though I wish I were.)

Seems that you don't need any. You're tripp'in pretty high without them.

 

[sunstruck]

This all looks somehow familiar to me, but I can't quite figure it out.

 

[Dillinger]

Familiarity. Collective Unconscious. You've had the same dream as me. You are me. I am you. We are not.

 

[sunstruck]

Familiarity. Collective Unconscious. You've had the same dream as me. You are me. I am you. We are not.

Great! Then can you show up for my doc appt tomorrow? I hate that stupid duck.

 

[Dillinger]

Already planning on it. Make sure you have your literotica card with you for the loan of my COCK.

 

[sunstruck]

Already planning on it. Make sure you have your literotica card with you for the loan of my COCK.

You're going to loan me your cock AND take my OBGYN appt??? Dill you may be the coolest man EVER!

 

[Dillinger]

The Fonz had nothing on me, babe!

 

[Wiggles]

I've decided that Dillinger is a constant state of lucid dreaming.



Wouldn't it be fun to fly over here and lick Wiggles pussy?

Wouldn't it be fun to fly over here and lick Wiggles pussy?

Wouldn't it be fun to fly over here and lick Wiggles pussy?

 

[Dillinger]

You mean lurid, don't you? *grin*

(Hey - this is my 11,000 post Wiggles! I should have held a contest or something, who knows what you could have won!)

 

[sunstruck]

Wiggles you don't need to use subliminal suggestion on Dill. He's in a constant state of ready to lick pussy.