My coffee cup exploded

[Bert Notorius]

That's how my day started. Went to get some coffee at work, filled up my favorite cup, walked out of the kitchen and bam.

There was this cute chick walking in at the time. She has nice boobs. She helped me clean up the mess and I checked out her ass.

When life gives you lemons, suck on them and squeeze them.

 

[neci]

i lost my most beautiful cup to an explosion. it still makes me sad.

 

[Bert Notorius]

i lost my most beautiful cup to an explosion. it still makes me sad.

I feel your pain.

 

[neci]

I feel your pain.

i saved the pieces. one day, i'll glue it back together and drink wine.

 

[KRCummings]

My favorite cup got broken by evil airline baggage handlers and/or the TSA. It was fine when I packed. Not so much when I arrived. Bad people. Bad bad people.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I always break my favorite cups.

 

[thør]

My favorite cup got broken by evil airline baggage handlers and/or the TSA. It was fine when I packed. Not so much when I arrived. Bad people. Bad bad people.

I was watching the Germans load the baggage in Frankfort last week and was amazed at how strong those guys are. They throw the bags a good 15 to 20 feet into the cargo igloo. I'm amazed anything comes through unscathed.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I always break my favorite cups.

Try tin. You can hammer them out.

 

[BossMan62]

My cock exploded this morning and cum came gushing out, but my coffee cups fine.

 

[Bert Notorius]

My cock exploded this morning and cum came gushing out, but my coffee cups fine.

So, are you Turd, or do you just look like him?

And gross.

 

[jomar]

I always break my favorite cups.

Try tin. You can hammer them out.

You are better than that.

Take another shot.

 

[shoulderblade]

So, are you Turd, or do you just look like him?

And gross.

You are right. The resemblance is uncanny. Could he have forgotten his real name?

 

[Bert Notorius]

You are right. The resemblance is uncanny. Could he have forgotten his real name?

"...a Turd by any other name..."

 

[loquere]

Was this a paper like cafee cup. Did she just walk into your kitchen?

 

[Bert Notorius]

You are better than that.

Take another shot.

They can't all be Pulitzer worthy...

 

[Bert Notorius]

Was this a paper like cafee cup. Did she just walk into your kitchen?

I think she may have broken it with her mind, just to get my attention.

 

[jomar]

They can't all be Pulitzer worthy...

This is Lit.

It deserves your best effort even if it falls short.

 

[Bert Notorius]

This is Lit.

It deserves your best effort even if it falls short.

I have nearly the same setup with my employer and it pays about as well, and now I only have a Styrofoam cup.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I am good at falling short to my knees.

 

[eyer]

I feel shortchanged...

...'cause my cup just runneth over.

 

[jomar]

I have nearly the same setup with my employer and it pays about as well, and now I only have a Styrofoam cup.

C

I am good at falling short to my knees.

A

And not just because you're my favorite student in a short skirt.

 

[Bert Notorius]

C



A

And not just because you're my favorite student in a short skirt.

Tits or GTFO.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I am nervous about doing that.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I am nervous about doing that.

I meant Jomar's tits but feel free to release your hounds as well.

 

[BossMan62]

So, are you Turd, or do you just look like him?

And yum!

Not turd, just borrowed his av since he's dead.