My cock

[Sillyman]

hurts. I believe I have abused the privelege of self abuse.

 

[amelia]

your junk is going to fall off..i've warned you of that before

 

[CarolineOh]

I bet this is just a "kiss it and make it better" troll.

 

[Sillyman]

your junk is going to fall off..i've warned you of that before

I hope not.

Masturbation is fine. Just not six times in the course of 35 minutes.

 

[Starfish]

I think you need a bandaid.

 

[CarolineOh]

I hope not.

Masturbation is fine. Just not six times in the course of 35 minutes.

Hah! Men. What a bunch of pikers.

 

[marksgirl]

Silly Boy! Hey don't you know that will make you go blind?

 

[amelia]

here..let me kiss it and make it all better

of course i'm gonna give the boy what he wants

 

[Sillyman]

Silly Boy! Hey don't you know that will make you go blind?

My vision is 20/400. I already went blind.

 

[Jessie]

Holy shit. 6 times in 35 minutes? I didn't know that was fucking possible...

Where do you live? I need to find out where they make men like you.

 

[alphacat]

I'm sorry .
I suppose I can relate... the last time I had sex with my girlfriend, she was a bit... too eager in her foreplay. My breasts were sore for about two days

 

[J.B.]

Silly don't you know you're supposed to take care of your toys or else they break?

 

[Sillyman]

Silly don't you know you're supposed to take care of your toys or else they break?

I know, I know. I was thinking about looking into an ointment or something to help soothe the problem, but on the other hand I don't think I need to give myself reasons to rub myself more.

 

[J.B.]

The best thing to do right now is to sit there naked and apologize to your cock.

 

[Sillyman]

The best thing to do right now is to sit there naked and apologize to your cock.

It's all too willing to play with me some more. That's part of the problem.

 

[J.B.]

You just need a woman. That way you can still have all the erotic stuff and not necessarily have to ... uh have direct contact with your cock at all times that way it gets some time to heal.

 

[Sillyman]

You just need a woman. That way you can still have all the erotic stuff and not necessarily have to ... uh have direct contact with your cock at all times that way it gets some time to heal.

That would be nice. Know where I can find any?

 

[J.B.]

somewhere over the rainbow.

 

[woodgie2]

I was wondering why you chose "Sillyman" as a name... Oh well.

Actually I can't really have too much of a go at you. Last night I masturbated myself into a frenzy, all because Pixie has the great idea of being Finnish and living in Finland . 6 times in 35 mins you say? I must have equalled that with ease, seriously.

And the worst thing (and I'm sure you'll agree) is that all it does is make you want a nice warm woman more.