My cock is so hard. . .

[TWB]

I just used it to bang in a picture hook.

 

[someplace]

Sorry TWB

That sounds a little ouchy to me...

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[TWB]

My pictures look good.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[TN_Vixen]

usuing one's genitilia for home repairs - updates hereby categorizes you as the "weird, crazy, not-so-normal crowd" of which I choose to not participate. But, happy house improvements!

 

[red_rose]

Ya know...

... having just moved in, I still have a whole box of pictures that need hanging!



Wanna come over and help me out a bit?

 

[TWB]

usuing one's genitilia for home repairs - updates hereby categorizes you as the "weird, crazy, not-so-normal crowd" of which I choose to not participate. But, happy house improvements!

I think your av needs me.

 

[TWB]

Re: Ya know...

... having just moved in, I still have a whole box of pictures that need hanging!



Wanna come over and help me out a bit?

Sure. But I can't guarantee that is what I would want to do with my member.

 

[TN_Vixen]

I think your av needs me.

Don't change the subject you steel-cocked spackle maniac.

I know your true love is drywall, don't try to deter me.

 

[TWB]

Which ones?

I haven't gone to check them lately...mind you....my memory serves me well.

The ones I hung. Not naked ones.

 

[Master Control]

My cock is so hard

You can drill holes with it...

 

[TWB]

Don't change the subject you steel-cocked spackle maniac.

I know your true love is drywall, don't try to deter me.

I never liked home improvement talk until now. I love when you talk home improvement to me.

I still think it needs me.

 

[TWB]

Re: My cock is so hard

You can drill holes with it...

This is really the response I assumed would come after my post.

 

[TN_Vixen]

I never liked home improvement talk until now. I love when you talk home improvement to me.

I still think it needs me.

termite infested wood swarms after you from this day forward.

(that's a psuedo-fortune cookie verse dedicated soley to you)

 

[TWB]

Hmm. You are kinda mean.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Hmm. You are kinda mean.

LOL... oh c'mon, it's my first attempt at humor. What do you expect?

 

[red_rose]

Re: Re: Ya know...

Sure. But I can't guarantee that is what I would want to do with my member.

You thought I wanted you to help out with hanging pictures? Pshaw - that was just idle small talk.

(Please leave the termites at home when you come over with your wood, k?)

 

[TWB]

I figured, but I wasn't sure how much abuse my thang could take.

I will bring a hammer.

And some toys.

 

[red_rose]

I'll be here... waiting to nail you.

Ohhhh, wait.

I meant, waiting with nails. Right... nails... for the pictures...eh... yeah.

 

[plesmone]

Re: Re: My cock is so hard

This is really the response I assumed would come after my post.