My co-workers would be surprised to know that...

[Sunnyade]

That I've had a gay FWB for over 5 years.

 

[LostHorizon]

I often wear a cock strap to work.
I've blown 6 guys over the past couple of years and fucked one.
I really, really want my ass fucked.
I've had an MFM threesome.
I've masturbated to fantasies of several of them - woman and men.
I've eaten ass and had my ass eaten.
I've eaten several creampies.
I've given myself facials.

What would surprise your co-workers?

That I jerk off in my office almost every day while they are all walking past my locked office door.

 

[shrek100]

Some not all -
That I visited an adult massage establishment in Kent after being in a meeting

 

[RachelWalsh]

That I am touching myself now

 

[KeenVoyeur]

That I jerk off in my office almost every day while they are all walking past my locked office door.

I usually wait until the building is empty - my office door hasn't got a lock on it!

That I am touching myself now

Is this a regular office experience for you? Ever been caught?

 

[LostHorizon]

That I am touching myself now

Something about playing with yourself at work with others around just a few feet away that adds to the eroticism of the experience.

I cum harder in my office than just about anywhere else where I pleasure myself.

 

[vibes]

I often make time for some dirty entertainment here in my office room

 

[Uncut1969]

Im late b/c I fuck myself every morning like a horny black cumslut should

Wow sounds like a great morning for you! Too bad you’re not leaking cum in your panties or down leg!

 

[Male4Strapon]

My coworkers would be surprised to know that while working from home today, I am currently naked and am sucking my dildo often, planning to fully enjoy it later when I have time for a work break.

 

[Jcam1980s]

I have fantasised about several of them cumming inside my wife and knocking her up for me

 

[LostHorizon]

I usually wait until the building is empty - my office door hasn't got a lock on it!

Is this a regular office experience for you? Ever been caught?

I am lucky. I have had a private offices for years, so yes it is a regular experience for me. It’s a great way to relieve stress. I have even chatted, voice and video calls tributes while in my office.

I was almost caught once. The door was locked and I was on “lunch” when I got a knock on the door. My boss needed to see me. It was obvious what I was doing although no one said anything, they knew. Since then I have been more inclined to jerk off at the end of the day after everyone leaves or when no one is around.

There was another time in a different office that was on the ground floor where I suspected someone saw me through the window. Again no one said anything so I don’t know for sure.

Part of the thrill of office play is the possibility of getting caught. Although where I am now it would not be a good thing at all so I am much more careful than I used to be. I used to get myself hard and then walk out and have conversations with coworkers. I can’t do that anymore unfortunately.

 

[dodgeboy2]

I often wear a cock strap to work.
I've blown 6 guys over the past couple of years and fucked one.
I really, really want my ass fucked.
I've had an MFM threesome.
I've masturbated to fantasies of several of them - woman and men.
I've eaten ass and had my ass eaten.
I've eaten several creampies.
I've given myself facials.

What would surprise your co-workers?

I sucked so many cocks between 18 and 21 years of age!
I have fucked and been fucked by other guys many times!
I have had a 3-way with 2 other guys!
I dated the same guy, nobody knew as it was the 70's and that wasn't taken well by many, for almost a year!
I still fantasize about being with men even though I am married to a very sexy woman for 39 years!
I secretly jerk off in the office men's room while viewing gay porn on my phone!
I would fuck my boss if he'd only ask!

 

[KeenVoyeur]

I am lucky. I have had a private offices for years, so yes it is a regular experience for me. It’s a great way to relieve stress. I have even chatted, voice and video calls tributes while in my office.

I was almost caught once. The door was locked and I was on “lunch” when I got a knock on the door. My boss needed to see me. It was obvious what I was doing although no one said anything, they knew. Since then I have been more inclined to jerk off at the end of the day after everyone leaves or when no one is around.

There was another time in a different office that was on the ground floor where I suspected someone saw me through the window. Again no one said anything so I don’t know for sure.

Part of the thrill of office play is the possibility of getting caught. Although where I am now it would not be a good thing at all so I am much more careful than I used to be. I used to get myself hard and then walk out and have conversations with coworkers. I can’t do that anymore unfortunately.

I have jerked off in my office many times over the years, through different jobs and at different times of the day. I've almost been caught a couple of times and they must have known what had been going on! Now I usually wait for the end of the day when the (shared) building is empty so I can close the blinds, get naked and watch porn whilst stroking my cock to a happy conclusion.

I used to hope that the office cleaner would catch me and either offer to help in one way or another - hand, mouth or even pussy - or just watch me as she pulled down her panties and fingered herself. Sadly never happened at that job, and the cleaner here only comes in at weekends

 

[LostHorizon]

I have jerked off in my office many times over the years, through different jobs and at different times of the day. I've almost been caught a couple of times and they must have known what had been going on! Now I usually wait for the end of the day when the (shared) building is empty so I can close the blinds, get naked and watch porn whilst stroking my cock to a happy conclusion.

I used to hope that the office cleaner would catch me and either offer to help in one way or another - hand, mouth or even pussy - or just watch me as she pulled down her panties and fingered herself. Sadly never happened at that job, and the cleaner here only comes in at weekends

Unfortunately all the office cleaners where I work have always been guys that I was not attracted to.

I did have a similar fantasy with a coworker though. I

I have jerked off in my office many times over the years, through different jobs and at different times of the day. I've almost been caught a couple of times and they must have known what had been going on! Now I usually wait for the end of the day when the (shared) building is empty so I can close the blinds, get naked and watch porn whilst stroking my cock to a happy conclusion.

I used to hope that the office cleaner would catch me and either offer to help in one way or another - hand, mouth or even pussy - or just watch me as she pulled down her panties and fingered herself. Sadly never happened at that job, and the cleaner here only comes in at weekends

Unfortunately all the office cleaners where I work have always been guys that I was not attracted to.

I did have a similar fantasy with a coworker though but I am not sure how she would have reacted had she actually walked in on me.

Funny side story about her though. I had to move my office down the hall so she could move into mine. The day before she moved into my office the last thing I did was jerk off and shot my load all over the desk. The next day when I saw her moving her things in and setting up at her new desk I grew hard thinking about the load I blew all over it the night before.

 

[HampshireBoy]

I have jerked off in my office many times over the years, through different jobs and at different times of the day. I've almost been caught a couple of times and they must have known what had been going on! Now I usually wait for the end of the day when the (shared) building is empty so I can close the blinds, get naked and watch porn whilst stroking my cock to a happy conclusion.

I used to hope that the office cleaner would catch me and either offer to help in one way or another - hand, mouth or even pussy - or just watch me as she pulled down her panties and fingered herself. Sadly never happened at that job, and the cleaner here only comes in at weekends

Some years ago, I was asked to assist our office IT team in designing and installing internet traffic monitoring; I had designed and installed these systems for a number of customers but our own IT team didn't know how. Not long afterwards a guy was sacked, a cleaner had reported seeing him viewing porn in the office and masturbating. The system I put in helped provide evidence for his dismissal. I honestly thought no one would be daft enough after we were all told it was coming.

 

[HampshireBoy]

My coworkers would be surprised to know that while working from home today, I am currently naked and am sucking my dildo often, planning to fully enjoy it later when I have time for a work break.

I believe that a lot of people are naked or playing when working from home.

 

[AllTheBubbles]

I believe that a lot of people are naked or playing when working from home.

I would agree with that statement.

I think a majority of my sex life would surprise my coworkers as I am pretty sure a majority of theirs would surprise me as well.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Unfortunately all the office cleaners where I work have always been guys that I was not attracted to.

I did have a similar fantasy with a coworker though. I

Unfortunately all the office cleaners where I work have always been guys that I was not attracted to.

I did have a similar fantasy with a coworker though but I am not sure how she would have reacted had she actually walked in on me.

Funny side story about her though. I had to move my office down the hall so she could move into mine. The day before she moved into my office the last thing I did was jerk off and shot my load all over the desk. The next day when I saw her moving her things in and setting up at her new desk I grew hard thinking about the load I blew all over it the night before.

Fantasy about co-workers is probably for the best ... keep it in your head (or trousers!)
Love the idea of blowing your load over the desk ... maybe the chair would have been better though? The thought of her sitting on your cum

Some years ago, I was asked to assist our office IT team in designing and installing internet traffic monitoring; I had designed and installed these systems for a number of customers but our own IT team didn't know how. Not long afterwards a guy was sacked, a cleaner had reported seeing him viewing porn in the office and masturbating. The system I put in helped provide evidence for his dismissal. I honestly thought no one would be daft enough after we were all told it was coming.

Internet viewing history does come back to bite your arse occasionally! But the sheer stupidity of some people never fails to amaze ...
I'm lucky in that I work for myself so my browsing habits aren't seen by anyone else (I hope!)

I believe that a lot of people are naked or playing when working from home.

Seems to be a fact reading many of the Lit threads. Teams / Zoom meetings wearing only a shirt, conference calls in the nude and such ... it's the way of the modern world.
Even during lockdown, I never had the chance to be naked - too many other people at home

 

[HampshireBoy]

Internet viewing history does come back to bite your arse occasionally! But the sheer stupidity of some people never fails to amaze ...
I'm lucky in that I work for myself so my browsing habits aren't seen by anyone else (I hope!)

Yes, we made a point of sending out emails to all staff and sticking posters on doors telling people it was coming. I've had the same at other offices, we put in blocking software which blocked attempts to access sites that weren't approved and logged the attempt - you would be amazed at the sites people tried to access from company networks.

When working from home I always had a personal computer on my private network and connected to the internet for personal access and work computers, mine and clients, on a separated network - but there again it was kinda what I did for a living. Separate computers is just basic commonsense.

Seems to be a fact reading many of the Lit threads. Teams / Zoom meetings wearing only a shirt, conference calls in the nude and such ... it's the way of the modern world.
Even during lockdown, I never had the chance to be naked - too many other people at home

Shame your other half obviously wasn't accepting. Saying that I know of, and have witnessed, where people accidentally showed more than they meant to - I know of a couple of companies that sent out reminders about dress code for video calls, with instructions on how to mask or turn off cameras if the user wanted to.

 

[Goldenfinger]

That I once called into work because I was so sore from the previous night’s sexual activities. I missed 2 days. Getting older sucks.

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Yes, we made a point of sending out emails to all staff and sticking posters on doors telling people it was coming. I've had the same at other offices, we put in blocking software which blocked attempts to access sites that weren't approved and logged the attempt - you would be amazed at the sites people tried to access from company networks.

I probably wouldn't be too surprised at some of the "Go to" sites

When working from home I always had a personal computer on my private network and connected to the internet for personal access and work computers, mine and clients, on a separated network - but there again it was kinda what I did for a living. Separate computers is just basic commonsense.

Indeed - the main PC I use for working is on a separate network. My own company laptop is purely for my eyes only and I also have a separate laptop for my more salubrious browsing

Shame your other half obviously wasn't accepting. Saying that I know of, and have witnessed, where people accidentally showed more than they meant to - I know of a couple of companies that sent out reminders about dress code for video calls, with instructions on how to mask or turn off cameras if the user wanted to.

I only have one or two customers I would have liked to have had a Teams meeting with where any kind of nudity - accidental or otherwise - would have been fun ... most of the time my business is conducted with phone calls and emails so I'm not in a position where I would have to put any clothes on anyway.
It might be nice to have a group of friends who would enjoy a weekly Teams meeting where clothing was not allowed but my social circle is unlikely to contain anyone who would want to participate!

 

[HampshireBoy]

I probably wouldn't be too surprised at some of the "Go to" sites

Seeing some of the site names I wasn't tempted to try

Indeed - the main PC I use for working is on a separate network. My own company laptop is purely for my eyes only and I also have a separate laptop for my more salubrious browsing

I only have one or two customers I would have liked to have had a Teams meeting with where any kind of nudity - accidental or otherwise - would have been fun ... most of the time my business is conducted with phone calls and emails so I'm not in a position where I would have to put any clothes on anyway.
It might be nice to have a group of friends who would enjoy a weekly Teams meeting where clothing was not allowed but my social circle is unlikely to contain anyone who would want to participate!

We used to use teams for audio only calls due to the bandwidth but some people used to put their cameras on by accident. But one manager scheduled a weekly "camera on" call to check on his staff, loads of people moaned that they had to dress up.

 

[millieteases]

My wardrobes of male and female clothes are almost the same in size.
I'm more likely to be wearing panties than boxers
I have an absurd number of sex toys

 

[KeenVoyeur]

Seeing some of the site names I wasn't tempted to try

We used to use teams for audio only calls due to the bandwidth but some people used to put their cameras on by accident. But one manager scheduled a weekly "camera on" call to check on his staff, loads of people moaned that they had to dress up.

I'm still rather "vanilla" when it comes to choosing my websites ... nothing involving excess pain, poo, kids and animals thanks!

"Dress up" or "Get dressed"? I guess there were some you wanted to see naked and others not so much!

 

[HampshireBoy]

I'm still rather "vanilla" when it comes to choosing my websites ... nothing involving excess pain, poo, kids and animals thanks!

From memory there was one with "zoo" as part of the title, which was on the NSFW list from our providers - one of my colleagues had a look at the homepage and assured me that I didn't want to see it.

"Dress up" or "Get dressed"? I guess there were some you wanted to see naked and others not so much!

Definitely some in both camps.

When I used to be a home worker, about 20 years ago, one of my female colleagues let slip that she frequently didn't get dressed when working from home - realising what she said, she then clarified that she would spend the day in her nightie and/or dressing gown. As she was quite attractive, if a bit skinny for me, I enjoyed that thought lol We flirted on this subject for several months before finally having a private video call where we could show our "work from home attire", unfortunately she got a fairly serious boyfriend before we could arrange a home visit.