My Christmas List

[lavender]

So, you think Modest Mouse will be freaked out when I hand him this list of requests?

Soft diaper. Toy not included. But, I want the toy too.

http://store.yahoo.com/dpf/curstyldiap.html

A footed sleeper, so I can feel warm and cozy at night. Wearing this would definitely create multiple orgasms in my sleep.;

http://store.yahoo.com/dpf/footsleep.html

This romper is so amazingly sexy. *twitch*

http://www.dpf.com/twonew.html

God, just looking at this stuff makes me hot.

I'd like a stuffed Elmo as well. I think it would be cool to pat his head while experiencing the wonderful world of anal thermometers.

 

[perks]

where is the puking emoticon?

 

[lavender]

Do you need burping, my child?

 

[nasty1]

Right now, I'd just settle for Hanns' banishment.

 

[Mischka]

A footed sleeper, so I can feel warm and cozy at night.

You know what would be awesomer? A fleecy sleeper with built-in toe socks. Talk about comfy.

 

[perks]

Do you need burping, my child?

HAAHAHAHA!

you sound like a priest, now we're talking.

 

[red_rose]

Re: Re: My Christmas List

You know what would be awesomer? A fleecy sleeper with built-in toe socks. Talk about comfy.

That would be awesomest.

 

[nasty1]

Hi, Rosey.

 

[lavender]

HAAHAHAHA!

you sound like a priest, now we're talking.

This sounds like a fusion of your priest fetish and your strap on fetish.

I've got the black robe, you provide the strap on.

(you have to yell giddy-up cowgirl at least 2.5 times)

 

[perks]

This sounds like a fusion of your priest fetish and your strap on fetish.

I've got the black robe, you provide the strap on.

(you have to yell giddy-up cowgirl at least 2.5 times)

now THAT is a Christmas wish list.

 

[lavender]

I am fetish combo queen tonight.

Let's add to that list:

1) Black robe - check
2) Strap - on - check
3) Cowgirl hat - check
4) Red boots - check
5) Whip - check

I want to be a cowgirl domme, dressed as a priest with a strap on.

I finally have found the perfect sexual act that will allow me to make sex my own music video.

It's always been a fantasy.

The priest that walks on the back of its subject (I feel so Catholic)

These boots are made for walkin'.....[to end and then reprise]

 

[red_rose]

Hi, Rosey.

Hiya, nasty.

 

[modest mouse]

Guess I have more Xmas shopping to do. Fucking hell.

 

[lavender]

Don't forget the pacifier.