My cat won't leave me alone!

[Mike_Yates]

My cat (a 6 year old tabby) is constantly following me around the house and meowing to get my attention.

He paws at my bedroom door because he wants to cuddle up sleep in bed with me.

I know that he's just trying to return some affection, but it's getting annoying.

 

[Bert Notorius]

cats eat, shit, have kittens and die. it obviously wants you to die so it can eat you.

 

[Super-Surprise]

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

hahah, sweet!

 

[QueenLevitra]

My cat (a 6 year old tabby) is constantly following me around the house and meowing to get my attention.

He paws at my bedroom door because he wants to cuddle up sleep in bed with me.

I know that he's just trying to return some affection, but it's getting annoying.

He wants you to address something in his life:

food
water
litter box

 

[Mike_Yates]

Why does he rub against me legs and purr?

 

[Aquagal]

Why does he rub against me legs and purr?

He's either wiping his scent on you or wants your attention.

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

My cat (a 6 year old tabby) is constantly following me around the house and meowing to get my attention.

He paws at my bedroom door because he wants to cuddle up sleep in bed with me.

I know that he's just trying to return some affection, but it's getting annoying.

He's only 6? Wait until he's thirteen and is a scrawny dribbling mess and still wants that level of attention. That's when cat ownership becomes trying.

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

Stupid double post and not knowing how to delete. :/

 

[doctor_insanus]

That's not affection; that's probing for weakness.

Tread carefully, Mike.

 

[Ticking]

Go to the Animal Shelter and get your cat a friend to play with.

You will be saving a life at the same time.

 

[stickwork]

That's not affection; that's probing for weakness.

Tread carefully, Mike.

Richard Dawkins. Who? Why?

 

[Bigbobnc]

You need to get this book IMMEDIATELY!!!!

It could save your life, seriously.....

http://theoatmeal.com/kill

 

[parodyluvr75]

Go to the Animal Shelter and get your cat a friend to play with.

You will be saving a life at the same time.

They like to be in pairs.

 

[Ticking]

FUCK OFF ASSHOLE!

Isn't it enough that you already spam the Isolated Picture Thread?

Why insert one of your meaningless pictures into a thread which there is no connection to the thread subject?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Stay in your own world and stop interrupting those who want to live their lives without interruption for narcissistic individuals like you!

GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU DUMB FUCK!

 

[Ticking]

The same sentiment goes to LiFeNdEaTh for promoting the behavior that GoFuckYourself exhibits.

 

[eyer]

FUCK OFF ASSHOLE!

Isn't it enough that you already spam the Isolated Picture Thread?

Why insert one of your meaningless pictures into a thread which there is no connection to the thread subject?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Stay in your own world and stop interrupting those who want to live their lives without interruption for narcissistic individuals like you!

GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU DUMB FUCK!

Here, Tony...

...yw.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Here, Tony...

...yw.

A head gasket? Why?...

 

[Amargith]

Hehe...I guess he has trained you properly to respond to his signals and needs. Cats outperform humans on that front

 

[SweetShal303]

Hehe...I guess he has trained you properly to respond to his signals and needs. Cats outperform humans on that front

Agree with you on that...

make sure you're the alpha though...he's testing your limits here I think...He will learn soon enough if you don't give in...

 

[Amargith]

Hehe, personal boundaries are definitely something to be negotiated with your cat and can only be accomplished through perseverance, consistence and tenacity, though I don't think they comprehend the concept of 'alpha' the way a dog does.

 

[going_long]

Drop it off at the nearest mosque... they'll behead it for you... apparently.

 

[SweetShal303]

Hehe, personal boundaries are definitely something to be negotiated with your cat and can only be accomplished through perseverance, consistence and tenacity, though I don't think they comprehend the concept of 'alpha' the way a dog does.

oh they do - yeah not in the same way...simply a matter of conditioning, believe me...had the same shit happening with a friend...takes more time to condition a cat than a dog...they're malicious little pets... *smiles fondly*

 

[Mike_Yates]

I have to leave the door to my bedroom slightly ajar at night because my cat is always wanting to get in so he can cuddle and sleep with me.

Woke me up one night kneading on my chest.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

cook the motherfucker hahah