My can of corn has botulism

[IndieSnob]

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Not even Laurel can save this thread.

 

[IndieSnob]

But you can, Ken.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

But you can, Ken.

It's a dirty job.

 

[islandman]

What's with all the threads? Are you the new new blobfish?

 

[IndieSnob]

What's with all the threads? Are you the new new blobfish?

Bite your tongue!

 

[islandman]

Bite your tongue!

I'm currently standing in line so that Laurel can do that for me.

 

[Tryharder62]

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

/thread

 

[Tryharder62]

/thread

I see that all over. What does that mean?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I see that all over. What does that mean?

I couldn't possibly handle the responsibility of being your mentor.

 

[Squibbs]

In some parts of the world canned corn with botulism is an aphrodisiac.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

The Indians call it maize.

 

[JinXed]

stop eating from dented cans!

 

[Laurel]

I'm currently standing in line so that Laurel can do that for me.

*bite*

 

[IndieSnob]

*bite*

Great, he'll be bragging about this for months now.

 

[Laurel]

Great, he'll be bragging about this for months now.

*bite*

 

[IndieSnob]

*bite*

Cool, now I'll be bragging for years.

 

[a1eyeblind1]

Have it with your Salmonella tuna?

http://www.foodsafetynews.com/2012/06/case-count-rises-in-salmonella-tuna-outbreak/

I am not sure what wine would go with it though?

 

[phrodeau]

stop eating from dented cans!

It's the bulging ones that are hazardous.

 

[John Doe]

My hovercraft is full of eels.

 

[Tryharder62]

It's the bulging ones that are hazardous.

I don't know, there are times when bulging things are fantastic!

 

[islandman]

*bite*

Fuck yeah!

 

[cjh]

I understand that sneakers are a perfectly acceptable substitute.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I understand that sneakers are a perfectly acceptable substitute.

Or an electric fan.

That'll keep you for a week, or so I've heard from reliable sources.