My Bush is awesome!

[Guest]

But I just can't decide whether or not it needs a trim~



To trim?











(Please, God, nothing political on this thread. Jesus H. Tap-dancing Christ in a sidecar, please, nothing political!)

 

[rgraham666]

Well, damn. You're no fun.

Actually I was first going to post "I haven't seen your bush, so I can't rightly say.". With a quick volunteer to come over and trim it, if necessary.

 

[rgraham666]

Well, damn. You're no fun.

Actually, I was first going to post "I've never seen your bush, so I can't judge." With a quick request to see if I could trim it, if necessary.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

But I just can't decide whether or not it needs a trim~



To trim?



LOL,

that link was certainly a let down & a half!

*HUGS*

-Colly










(Please, God, nothing political on this thread. Jesus H. Tap-dancing Christ in a sidecar, please, nothing political!)

 

[Guest]

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

[Sig] Humans make much of the fact that they have the largest brain. For some reason they neglect to mention that they also have the largest penis.

I shaved before 2000.

That's commitment!


Er, Mr. Graham,

Actually, your comment applies to less than 50% of the humans.

 

[cantdog]

Lilacs need to be pruned yearly.

The cluster must be open, that the air may pass through, yet one should ideally always retain some younger plants, to have some coming up all the time. Trimming for a pleasing shape is also a welcome addition to the yearly pruning.

With care, your lilacs will produce nicely for many years to come.

your horticultural advisor

 

[Guest]

Thank you!

But what about the bikini area? (Such a difficult area to - um - prune.)

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

... But what about the bikini area?...

Do you really want your bikini area to make people think of prunes

 

[rgraham666]

Er, Mr. Graham,

Actually, your comment applies to less than 50% of the humans. [/B]

I was using humans as the name of our species. Would it help if I used the correct name, Homo Instrumenta, instead?

Oops, sorry. Homo Instrumenta is my term for our species. The accepted species name is Homo Sapiens.

500 Posts! Do I like, win a prize or something?

 

[Guest]

Thank you!

But what about the bikini area? (Such a difficult area to - um - prune.)

It looks like a prune?

EEEEWWWWWW!!!!

I would have expected better from you. But it just goes to show you, you never can tell with some people.

 

[cantdog]

500 posts

You're a Guru now, rg!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

500 Posts! Do I like, win a prize or something?

Way to go Graham, you're a guru!

Go out to a bar and celebrate. Have a drink and smoke that pipe.

If you get arrested for smoking in public we'll take up a collection for your bail.

 

[Guest]

I shaved before 2000.

That's commitment!

Wanna borrow my hedge-trimmer?

 

[minsue]

I was using humans as the name of our species. Would it help if I used the correct name, Homo Instrumenta, instead?

Oops, sorry. Homo Instrumenta is my term for our species. The accepted species name is Homo Sapiens.

500 Posts! Do I like, win a prize or something?

Congrats on the guru-hood, RG!

I think ya missed the point about not all humans having a penis, though...

 

[SeaCat]

SweetSub

How about if you let me take a look at it and let you know. (I'm happily married and therefore "Safe" (hah). I'll let you knowif it needs trimming an do the job with a minimum of fuss. (I never knick and my skin soothing leaves nothing to be desired or to the imagination. ) My wife swears by my attentions by the way, and I have been shaving her for roughly ten years.
Hmmmmm, maybe I should open a shop here. SeaCat's Trim Trimming and Oral Soothing. Sounds good to me.

Cat

 

[cloudy]

Re: SweetSub

How about if you let me take a look at it and let you know. (I'm happily married and therefore "Safe" (hah). I'll let you knowif it needs trimming an do the job with a minimum of fuss. (I never knick and my skin soothing leaves nothing to be desired or to the imagination. ) My wife swears by my attentions by the way, and I have been shaving her for roughly ten years.
Hmmmmm, maybe I should open a shop here. SeaCat's Trim Trimming and Oral Soothing. Sounds good to me.

Cat

Can I make an appointment?

 

[tolyk]

Congrats on the guru-hood, RG!

I think ya missed the point about not all humans having a penis, though...

Love the AV Minsue

 

[shereads]

Thank you!

But what about the bikini area? (Such a difficult area to - um - prune.)

Waxing is best. For lilacs. If you like a smooth lilac.

 

[Guest]

Re: SweetSub

How about if you let me take a look at it and let you know. (I'm happily married and therefore "Safe" (hah). I'll let you knowif it needs trimming an do the job with a minimum of fuss. (I never knick and my skin soothing leaves nothing to be desired or to the imagination. ) My wife swears by my attentions by the way, and I have been shaving her for roughly ten years.
Hmmmmm, maybe I should open a shop here. SeaCat's Trim Trimming and Oral Soothing. Sounds good to me.

Cat

SeaCat's
Trim Trimming and Oral Soothing

I love it! (Can I add it to my sig line?)

 

[Pure]

Sher: Your box is full. Lilacs I suppose.

J.

 

[cantdog]

Trim triminee trim triminee
trim trim terroo!

The hair wil come off and I'll bring you off too!


Nah

Mary Poppins is too wholesome.

 

[shereads]

Sher: Your box is full. Lilacs I suppose.

J.

Tulips.



S

 

[Guest]

Trim triminee trim triminee
trim trim terroo!

The hair wil come off and I'll bring you off too!


Nah

Mary Poppins is too wholesome.

But a truly delightful rhyme!

(I'll never again think of chimney sweeps in quite the same manner)

 

[Guest]

Tulips.



S