My boobs hurt

[KillerMuffin]

And this seriously pisses me the fuck off. What in the fuck is up with this hormonal shit anyway? Why can we not be constant sexual deviants with an estrus cycle?

I'm going to go kick the StudMuffin. He's handy.

motherfucking gawddamn sunsabitching asslicking bilemunching fuckmeupthegoatasssideways motherfuckers.

I feel better.

I still need cheesecake. Gawddammit, the Stud ate all the cream cheese too. That puny little motherfucker. He bitches about his cholesterol and he eats all the cheese in the house like armageddon is tomorrow and Bruce Willis is the messiah. I wonder if he took a Darvocet... if not, that ol' boy is going to the store and buying me cheesecake.

Humph. Mr. fucking Happy would find out what the fuck wwf smackdown is all about if it weren't just another fucking euphamism.

Okay ladies, dish. Don't make me feel so alone in all this suffering. Maybe we can do that female synch up and drive anything in testosterone off the board two weeks out of the month thing. Could be fun. Think about it, all those rampaging female hormones.

And NO, Depo is totally OUT of the question, don't bring it up if you're inclined.

 

[Problem Child]

All I know is I had a girlfriend once that could control how horny she wanted to feel by using this estrogen creme.

I thought that was pretty fucking cool.

 

[*bratcat*]

actually, i kinda like those two weeks of the month...

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm the only female in the house. It's my duty to make them suffer right along with me.

 

[*bratcat*]

Isn't it THEIR duty...

 

[Trinka]

we are the stronger sex...

men could not handle what we go through. they cant handle when we are in high horny and need all the dick we can get.

 

[Eve_of_destruction]

EVENING PRIMROSE OIL

KM, walk - nay, RUN - to the nearest GNC or hell even Wal-Mart, and buy a bottle. Your breasts will thank you. I swear, one pill a day is all it takes to rid yourself of PMS and sore breasts forever. Supplement this with an E vitamin for safe measure. I've been doing this for 3 years now after a female doctor suggested it, and after suffering for years and years with sore, tender breasts, the past 3 years have been COMPLETELY pain-free; no swelling or tenderness or lumpiness (and i didn't even have to give up my caffeine like all the other doctors suggested). Although i never suffered much from PMS, it's nonexistant now. At least try it for a month or so, and tell me if it helps. I've got my sister singing it's praises, and if it helps other women... I'm all for it! And BTW, there are no known side effects, women in Europe have been using it for PMS for almost a century with excellent results.

 

[KillerMuffin]

What else is in it? Ginseng and gingko are out for me. They clash with my medication. Since it seems that nearly every supplement on the market contains gingseng these days, I'm pretty much sol.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Re: EVENING PRIMROSE OIL

KM, walk - nay, RUN - to the nearest GNC or hell even Wal-Mart, and buy a bottle. Your breasts will thank you. I swear, one pill a day is all it takes to rid yourself of PMS and sore breasts forever. Supplement this with an E vitamin for safe measure. I've been doing this for 3 years now after a female doctor suggested it, and after suffering for years and years with sore, tender breasts, the past 3 years have been COMPLETELY pain-free; no swelling or tenderness or lumpiness (and i didn't even have to give up my caffeine like all the other doctors suggested). Although i never suffered much from PMS, it's nonexistant now. At least try it for a month or so, and tell me if it helps. I've got my sister singing it's praises, and if it helps other women... I'm all for it! And BTW, there are no known side effects, women in Europe have been using it for PMS for almost a century with excellent results.

I've got five sisters and they love that stuff to death, I think they also use something called "Starflower oil" but I'll have to check on this first, I've seen Evening primrose oil with added vitamin E for sale here and it's pretty standard stuff to see at the supermarket.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Evening Primrose Oil
Latin name: Oenothera biennis
Other names: Fever Plant, King's Cureall, Night Willow-herb, Scabish, Scurvish, Sun Drop

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A Remedy For
Breast painPremenstrual syndrome (PMS)Skin inflammation

Although there's little solid evidence in its favor, many advocates say that Evening Primrose Oil eases the symptoms of PMS. It is also said to relieve cyclical breast pain, and in Germany it has been approved as a remedy for the itching, flaking and inflammation of eczema. Claims that it will relieve asthma, arthritis, diabetes, high cholesterol, and attention deficit disorder have never been verified.

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What It Is; Why It Works
The Evening Primrose plant can be found throughout North America, most of Europe, and parts of Asia. In Britain, the flowers usually open between 6 and 7 PM, hence the name of the plant. In Germany, it's called "night candle" for the same reason.
In 1992, Oil of Evening Primrose was declared unsafe for human consumption by the Food and Drug Administration, and was, for a while, unavailable in the United States. However, it can now be purchased in capsule form at a variety of outlets.


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Avoid If...
No known medical conditions preclude the use of Evening Primrose Oil. However, caution is in order if you suffer from seizures. It's possible that the oil could increase their frequency.

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Special Cautions
At customary dosage levels, no side effects have been reported.

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Possible Drug Interactions
It's probably best to avoid combining Evening Primrose Oil with antipsychotic medications such as Thorazine and Stelazine.

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Special Information If You are Pregnant or Breastfeeding
No harmful effects are known.

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How to Prepare
Evening Primrose Oil is available in 500 and 1300-milligram capsules.

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Typical Dosage
The usual dosage for breast pain is a total of 3000 to 4000 milligrams daily, taken in several smaller doses. People typically take double this dosage for eczema. Since potency may vary, follow the manufacturer's directions whenever available.

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Overdosage
No information on overdosage is available.


Found this on a Yahoo search, hope it help's.

 

[Harbinger]

I don't know if it's true that men couldn't handle it, but the fact is we don't have to find out. My years of experience have finally bestowed a great wisdom upon me, namely, that it is the duty of every right thinking male to sooth, listen to, hug, run errands for, put up with, not argue with, hide from, or just shut the fuck up and stay the hell out of the way, as needed and without prompting. Then everybody is happier. Eventually.

 

[KillerMuffin]

That helps a lot Outsider. *sighs* Gawdamned everything is freaking contraindicated for seizures. A quarter of the earthly human population is epileptic. One would think that they would put something out there for use two-ish billion people.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Without wishing to play "fast and loose" with your health I'd say give the stuff a try and watch for symptoms, like I said I've got five sisters and they all seem happy with the stuff.

Try doing a few more medical searches, after all who's to say the Yahoo doc is the be all and end all for medical info ?

 

[April]

KM, bashing hubbies is better for your mental health. And it's a lot more fun, too!

 

[MissTaken]

I don't know if it's true that men couldn't handle it, but the fact is we don't have to find out. My years of experience have finally bestowed a great wisdom upon me, namely, that it is the duty of every right thinking male to sooth, listen to, hug, run errands for, put up with, not argue with, hide from, or just shut the fuck up and stay the hell out of the way, as needed and without prompting. Then everybody is happier. Eventually.

Where are you?

Actually, if I give you an e mail addy, will you share your advice with my guy? Of course, don't forget to tell him to fuck like rabbits!

My personal beef with this whole PMS thing is that when that week rolls around, he thinks that every negative remark I make is attributed to hormones and completely discounts that there is a possibility that I may be legitmately pissed off!

"Oh. She's PMSing!"

 

[Dillinger]

OK... some jerk has to say it - might as well be me...

Hey KM... want me to kiss them and make them better?

 

[Harbinger]

My personal beef with this whole PMS thing is that when that week rolls around, he thinks that every negative remark I make is attributed to hormones and completely discounts that there is a possibility that I may be legitmately pissed off!

"Oh. She's PMSing!"

My advice to him on THAT subject: Don't go there. Ever. Even if he thinks it's true.

 

[Expertise]

I have a football jersey that REALLY irritates my nipples every time I wear it....

That probably didn't help, hunh?

 

[MissTaken]

Thanks Harbinger!

HE is learning though

I don't mind sore nipples as much as the back ache. Of course, a little play goes a long way to relieve the lower back discomfort.