My Balls....

snake0067

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....are kinda sweaty right now actually. lol


Seriously off all that goes on with the superfunsexytime it seems the flappy bros get shortchanged. No one works harder, while the member's in the club dancing his boys are outside working security.

So remember to appreciate them, and sound off for your favorite pair ladies.


I'll be serious in a thread one of these days. :D
 
snake0067 said:
I'll be serious in a thread one of these days. :D

Uh.......yeah.........from what little I know, I don't really see that happening.

But anyway, big ups to whichever pair happens to be slapping my ass. :D
 
frostyred said:
Uh.......yeah.........from what little I know, I don't really see that happening.

But anyway, big ups to whichever pair happens to be slapping my ass. :D
Well silly is a good defense mechanism to hide my guilt of being overly horny lol.

And good for them.
 
frostyred said:
Yeah, same here................
Two of a kind I suppose.

No woman should ever be embarrassed about that though its a beautiful thing!
 
snake0067 said:
Two of a kind I suppose.

No woman should ever be embarrassed about that though its a beautiful thing!

Can't say I'm embarrassed, really. Just WAY more horny than the husband. That's why I'm up late on Lit.
 
frostyred said:
Can't say I'm embarrassed, really. Just WAY more horny than the husband. That's why I'm up late on Lit.
I'm sorry babe :(

*hug*
 
No one works harder, while the member's in the club dancing his boys are outside working security.

Where were they when I was dating bouncers?
 
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snake0067 said:
I'm sorry babe :(

*hug*
Don't be sorry, baby. I have toys, invisible friends (here online) and a couple of fuck buddies to get me through. :D
 
frostyred said:
Don't be sorry, baby. I have toys, invisible friends (here online) and a couple of fuck buddies to get me through. :D
Okay, well that doesn't sound soooo aweful.


Lucky :p
 
Hmmm after all balls do I was expecting a little more appreciation lol. :rolleyes:
 
snake0067 said:
Hmmm after all balls do I was expecting a little more appreciation lol. :rolleyes:

I guess we all just take them for granted. I'm sure everybody would be heartbroken, if suddenly there were no balls.
 
frostyred said:
I guess we all just take them for granted. I'm sure everybody would be heartbroken, if suddenly there were no balls.
True men's dicks wouldn't be anything more than semi-fun water toys.
 
Why do I suddenly have an itch to listen to AC/DC?

"My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night"
 
Daizie said:
Why do I suddenly have an itch to listen to AC/DC?

"My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night"
I like that thinking lol.
 
I have learned a lot about them in the past couple weeks, ever since Rollin had a big scare. The right one is still a little swollen but I am happy to say that everything works wonderfully well :nana: He goes back to the urologist on Thursday, keeping my fingers crossed.
 
tnblondie said:
I have learned a lot about them in the past couple weeks, ever since Rollin had a big scare. The right one is still a little swollen but I am happy to say that everything works wonderfully well :nana: He goes back to the urologist on Thursday, keeping my fingers crossed.
EEEEP!

I don't think women realize how delicate they are, handle with care ladies!
 
I've discovered they like a nice, gentle scratch while the tall fellow gets a head massage.

Just sayin' :nana:
 
babygrrl_702 said:
I've discovered they like a nice, gentle scratch while the tall fellow gets a head massage.

Just sayin' :nana:
Now that is something to be proud of. ;)
 
I love having my balls played with. And my girlfriend told me a while ago that one of her favorite things about having sex was feeling my balls slap her ass. She makes me go at her hard sometimes just to feel my balls bounce off her harder.
 
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