My back hurts

[KillerMuffin]

I just washed two dogs and chihuahua-yeti, three loads of laundry, and ate an entire donut. All in the space of a really long time that seems shorter than that.

My back is killing me, I can barely lift my arms above waist level, and I need a shower. Who is going to volunteer to work the shower massage and wash my hair for me?

 

[Todd]

Can I?

I remember your picture and I would love to wash your hair.

 

[Mischka]

An entire donut?! You glutton.

I'm not that great on shower duties (I can't spend longer than five minutes in there - waste of water), but I'll happily volunteer to blow dry your hair. A long, slow blow dry, on a low heat setting, with the smooth strokes of a hair brush, is just so relaxing. And it sounds like you need it after your morning.

 

[weathered2]

Only...

...if I could do that special back rub I posted about once before, long slow effleurage up and down from hips to shoulders with a little something extra from "the boys" on the down-stroke.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

but I'll happily volunteer to blow dry your hair. A long, slow blow dry, on a low heat setting, with the smooth strokes of a hair brush, is just so relaxing.

Um Jessica, can I come over just for that? I'll do yours if you do mine. Just tell Roger I'm gay or I'm in love with Never. He'll think its ok then.

Sorry bout your back muff, but I'll swap ya... you can borrow mine

 

[iann666]

Get the massage

That's an offer no-one could refuse

 

[MacCortz]

I just washed two dogs and chihuahua-yeti, three loads of laundry, and ate an entire donut. All in the space of a really long time that seems shorter than that.

My back is killing me, I can barely lift my arms above waist level, and I need a shower. Who is going to volunteer to work the shower massage and wash my hair for me?

I have a large spa, come and let the water jets work on your back and I shall work on the rest of you. It's large enough for 6 any one wan't in?

I'm glad you washed the dogs.