My Ass Whoopin Days Are Over.

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JAMESBJOHNSON

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I suspect I have arthritis in my left hip. Or maybe it was the perfect split I did after I stepped on my Krusty the Klown doll. I couldnt do splits when I was 9, but I can do them now! And my nuts cushion the landing!
 
I suspect I have arthritis in my left hip. Or maybe it was the perfect split I did after I stepped on my Krusty the Klown doll. I couldnt do splits when I was 9, but I can do them now! And my nuts cushion the landing!

It brings a tear to the eye just thinking about it.
Good luck with the recovery.
 
It brings a tear to the eye just thinking about it.
Good luck with the recovery.

My sentiments exactly.

Bill Cosby used to talk about getting hit in the nuts by a baseball, but you cant grab your balls in front of hundreds of people, 'SO I GRABBED MY HEAD."

I need to learn to put my toys up when I'm done playing.
 
My sentiments exactly.

Bill Cosby used to talk about getting hit in the nuts by a baseball, but you cant grab your balls in front of hundreds of people, 'SO I GRABBED MY HEAD."

I need to learn to put my toys up when I'm done playing.

Not exactly the way you like being the centre of attention. Not like you were using those things anyway, but nuts are nuts and damn that hurts.
 
I am sure we all sighed in relief, learning that your days of simple assault are finally over.

Will you start carrying a side arm?
 
You'll just have to learn to whoop ass sitting down. May nuts and other parts recover.
 
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