My ass is watertight

[parodyluvr75]

 

[Tryharder62]

Pork Chop is too

 

[girlsmiley]

What IS that? A cat?

 

[blobfish]

What IS that? A cat?

It's a diving duck!

 

[girlsmiley]

Ah, memories. This thread has reminded me of the first time I went water skiing. I was holding on to the handle at speed. Feeling all proud that I'd finally figured out how to stand, when all of a sudden I hit a bump.

Note to self. When bum hits water at speed and you're being dragged along by your asshole, let the handle go. Just let it go.

 

[girlsmiley]

It's a diving duck!

Oh yeah! Hahahaa!

 

[JackLuis]

It makes her popular for pool parties.

 

[XdOu™]

loool

 

[doctor_insanus]

 

[chillywilly2]

ya know why



cause if it wasn't, you would sink

 

[tactful]

ya know why



cause if it wasn't, you would sink

Having air in the lungs helps.

 

[XdOu™]

What IS that? A cat?

you can't be serious haah

 

[run_silent]

My first was not water proof. We were at Wet n Wild water park. She went down one of those slides that are nearly strait down. When she hit the splash pool that slows you down.....

instant enema.

 

[Polarbear57]

waterproof, how deep, under which pressure PSI

 

[Tryharder62]

waterproof, how deep, under which pressure PSI

About like this....

 

[parodyluvr75]

Pork Chop is too

Your pork chop isn't good with eggs.

What IS that? A cat?

If dismiss the feathers and wings and also squint hard...then yes.

It makes her popular for pool parties.

That and my festive swim attire.

I hope this doesn't become a pattern.

My first was not water proof. We were at Wet n Wild water park. She went down one of those slides that are nearly strait down. When she hit the splash pool that slows you down.....

instant enema.

Too late.

waterproof, how deep, under which pressure PSI

I'm a duck not a sub.