My ass is green

[KillerMuffin]

If someone spanked it, would it turn red as well? Get in the holiday spirit?

This is a yes or no question.

 

[Angel]

Three.

 

[JazzManJim]

Fish.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Someone just has to give me the wrong answer here. Any volunteers?

 

[JazzManJim]

Someone just has to give me the wrong answer here. Any volunteers?

I was gonna say "fuck it" but that might be taken as an answer of a different sort entirely.

But to the original question - Yes.

 

[Angel]

Yes?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Well, yes is the wrong answer. My ass wouldn't turn red because after the first slap on the ass I would be highly cheesed off. Highly cheesed. Someone would get hurt and that someone wouldn't be me.

Sorry, I'm high on exhaustion. I should take a pill.

 

[JazzManJim]

Absolutely Yes

 

[KillerMuffin]

You're either a masochist or you're my neurologist in which case, I've been taking my pills doc, just not the sleeping pills. I'm getting a bunch of sleep, really I am. Honestly. I really am. *nods earnestly*

 

[Debbie]

no question

 

[Problem Child]

If I spanked your ass

green as spring grass

your pussy would wet

and my cock would turn woody

and when the two met

the rest would be his and herstory.

 

[JazzManJim]

You're either a masochist or you're my neurologist in which case, I've been taking my pills doc, just not the sleeping pills. I'm getting a bunch of sleep, really I am. Honestly. I really am. *nods earnestly*

Well, I do have a touch of the masochist in me.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Gribble...

 

[scylis]

cheese

 

[Marxist]

KM: My ass is green ........


Kermit's fuzz tends to stick to butt hair...

 

[batter]

If someone spanked it, would it turn red as well? Get in the holiday spirit?

This is a yes or no question.

the answer would be NO
your green ass + red from a spanking = a purple colored, plum looking ass.

LOL

 

[PHANTOM5875]

Well, yes is the wrong answer. My ass wouldn't turn red because after the first slap on the ass I would be highly cheesed off. Highly cheesed. Someone would get hurt and that someone wouldn't be me.

Sorry, I'm high on exhaustion. I should take a pill.

Dr. Phantom prescribes sweet kisses and nibbles on that magnificient ass. That will make you "right as rain" in no time!

Phantom.

 

[bluntforcemama]

If someone spanked it, would it turn red as well? Get in the holiday spirit?

This is a yes or no question.

Remember that time when Joey Fontaine sprayed your arse with paint when you mooned him from the car window in highschool? It never washed off, did it?

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Amused]

Does this mean your Moon is made of green cheese?