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The REALLY naked chef 4

James G 5 said:
Come on now, you cheeky bum-lookers, if you watch my ass this pot might never boil...
;)

Smells pretty good....
(no, not my ass)
 
The REALLY naked chef 5

James G 5 said:
Smells pretty good....
(no, not my ass)

LOOKS pretty good
(No, not my ass either :p)
 

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The REALLY naked chef 6

James G 5 said:
LOOKS pretty good
(No, not my ass either :p)

Here's Pouty, HARD at work on her homework while I slave over a hot stove :rolleyes:
 

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The REALLY naked chef 7

James G 5 said:
Here's Pouty, HARD at work on her homework while I slave over a hot stove :rolleyes:

And here she is enjoying the fruits of my efforts
Hope you all enjoyed this brief show ;)
 
Hmmmmm

Pouty's playing computer games and you're cooking.
Just who is the top again????? ;)
lol
Just kidding James.

L.
 
Re: The REALLY naked chef 3

James G 5 said:
Come on now, you cheeky bum-lookers, if you watch my ass this pot might never boil...
;)

and your point is?

Perhaps we don't want the pot to boil?
Glad you're home :kiss:
 
Lilly4 said:
Hmmmmm

Pouty's playing computer games and you're cooking.
Just who is the top again????? ;)
lol
Just kidding James.

L.

See, you TRY and be a nice guy and THIS happens...
 
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SexyWench said:
and your point is?

Perhaps we don't want the pot to boil?
Glad you're home :kiss:

Good to be back ;)
They're talking about a promotion that would have me on the road more
I told them I needed a better laptop so I could "keep up with work" while I was on the road
I miss you all too much otherwise ;)
 
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James G 5 said:
Good to be back ;)
They're talking about a promotion that would have me on the road more
I told them I needed a better laptop so I could "keep up with work" while I was on the road
I miss you all too much otherwise ;)


Oh.....and did they buy that?? *chuckles*

And what DID you cook this time? By the looks of Pouty it must have been good! :)

:rose:
 
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ran57gr said:
Oh.....and did they buy that?? *chuckles*

And what DID you cook this time? By the looks of Pouty it must have been good! :)

:rose:

Yup, they bought it :D

Like I said, nothing fancy....I took some store bought marinara alfredo sauce (no, that's not a typo) and added mushrooms, 2 kinds of sausage, some red wine, and a few spices, boiled a little pasta, and heated some parmesan & sun-dried tomato foccacio
Pouty tossed a salad
Grilling the sausage & adding everything was all the work I felt like putting in last night, I was being lazy ;)
 
ran57gr said:
Great!!!

You and Ssssssnakey joining forces against poor lil' me and Imi? :eek:

(oh wow.....this is gonna be good *snicker and giggle*)

You got it Momma!! Let's just see if they can catch us!



pssst....are we being a challenge or are we trying to get caught?
 
Imi said:
You got it Momma!! Let's just see if they can catch us!



pssst....are we being a challenge or are we trying to get caught?


I never said we are getting away, did I? but let's at least put up some mild resistance, men love that...
 
ran57gr said:
I never said we are getting away, did I? but let's at least put up some mild resistance, men love that...


Mmm, it's good when they squirm & fight some ;)
 
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James G 5 said:
Good to be back ;)
They're talking about a promotion that would have me on the road more
I told them I needed a better laptop so I could "keep up with work" while I was on the road
I miss you all too much otherwise ;)

So admirable that you want
to stay connected to us :kiss:
 
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SexyWench said:
So admirable that you want
to stay connected to us :kiss:


I REALLY need to convince them to send me to Canada to do some buying up there
There're a few folks I'd LOVE to "connect" with ;)
 
The Mark of James!

So, I went & had a little play session with MLadyPain.
Last time we played, I left a few marks for her friend Larak to enjoy :devil:
Since then, I have been threatening & threatening her about "next time" and the "long term (at least a few weeks)" mark I would leave
I decided to base it around her unshaven pubic area and her lovely ful labia
She's NEVER fully shaved herself and never had anyone shave her
So I figured I'd start there, with her tied down & blindfolded & not knowing what was going on
She was a little worried, saying at one point as I made evil intimations about the scene "I think we should renegotiate this!"
To which I replied "No we shouldn't" :devil:
So here she is tied up and blindfolded ith the bag containing something she only knows as "The aparatus" on her :D
 
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The Mark of James! Pt 2

There's my bushy target...

James G 5 said:
So, I went & had a little play session with MLadyPain.
Last time we played, I left a few marks for her friend Larak to enjoy :devil:
Since then, I have been threatening & threatening her about "next time" and the "long term (at least a few weeks)" mark I would leave
I decided to base it around her unshaven pubic area and her lovely ful labia
She's NEVER fully shaved herself and never had anyone shave her
So I figured I'd start there, with her tied down & blindfolded & not knowing what was going on
She was a little worried, saying at one point as I made evil intimations about the scene "I think we should renegotiate this!"
To which I replied "No we shouldn't" :devil:
So here she is tied up and blindfolded ith the bag containing something she only knows as "The aparatus" on her :D
 
The Mark of James! Pt 3

James G 5 said:
There's my bushy target...


So she hears me piling all this stuff up & I start asking her if she's ever had "surgery"
She saw the black Dr's bag earlier & is now REALLY wonderign what's going on
She knows I've been teasing her about piercing her labia
Also, I'd gotten up & left the room a few times
She smelled something burning (gas stove) and I told her I was heating something
She screams "I SPECIFICALLY SAID NO BRANDS!"
I said "No brand, just sterilizing some instruments!"
I don't think she found that tooo reassuring....
 
The Mark of James! Pt 4

James G 5 said:
So she hears me piling all this stuff up & I start asking her if she's ever had "surgery"
She saw the black Dr's bag earlier & is now REALLY wonderign what's going on
She knows I've been teasing her about piercing her labia
Also, I'd gotten up & left the room a few times
She smelled something burning (gas stove) and I told her I was heating something
She screams "I SPECIFICALLY SAID NO BRANDS!"
I said "No brand, just sterilizing some instruments!"
I don't think she found that tooo reassuring....


So I tell her the area has to be shaved prior to the "procedure"
I used the electric trimmer from the last shot to thin her out & then slathered her with cream
Little did she know, the damage was already done :devil:
 
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The Mark of James! Pt 5

James G 5 said:
So I tell her the area has to be shaved prior to the "procedure"
I used the electric trimmer from the last shot to thin her out & then slathered her with cream
Little did she know, the damage was already done :devil:


Once she was all shaved, I applied a few tortures to her labia & made her think I was either piercing her or tatooing her
Unfortunately, she didn't hold STILL like I told her to at this point & ended up with a nicked labia :rolleyes:
I betcha NEXT time she listens & holds STILL when she's so told

Little did she know that she'd already received THE MARK OF JAMES, all the way back to when the trimmer had touched her :D

And here is THE MARK
 
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The Mark of James! Pt 6

James G 5 said:
Once she was all shaved, I applied a few tortures to her labia & made her think I was either piercing her or tatooing her
Unfortunately, she didn't hold STILL like I told her to at this point & ended up with a nicked labia :rolleyes:
I betcha NEXT time she listens & holds STILL when she's so told

LittLe did she know that she'd already received THE MARK OF JAMES, all the way back to when the trimmer had touched her :D

And here is THE MARK


You shoulda seen her face when I helped her stand up & she saw that in the mirror :D
After she got over the little nick & the terror that I'd pierced or tatooed her, of course
Her man Larak loved it & the poor thing had to shave the mark off due to itching and MIGHT just stay bare now :D
All in all, it was great fun :devil:
NEXT TIME, L, my dear, THESE beauties get PIERCED :devil:

(Let's all hear it for MLady and her labia ya'll ;) )
 
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James G 5 said:
You shoulda seen her face when I helped her stand up & she saw that in the mirror :D
After she got over the little nick & the terror that I'd pierced or tatooed her, of course
Her man Larak loved it & the poor thing had to shave the mark off due to itching and MIGHT just stay bare now :D
All in all, it was great fun :devil:
NEXT TIME, L, my dear, THESE beauties get PIERCED :devil:

(Let's all hear it for MLady and her labia ya'll ;) )

*clapping*

You are an evil man, James.

:kiss:
 
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redelicious said:
*clapping*

You are an evil man, James.

:kiss:


Thank you :D
Can you believe she let the hair grow 'cause she didn't like the way she looked?
Isn't that an adorable coochie? ;)
 
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James G 5 said:
Thank you :D
Can you believe she let the hair grow 'cause she didn't like the way she looked?
Isn't that an adorable coochie? ;)

Simply delicous pussy! I'd love to suck each lip into my mouth and give her some thrills!
 
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James G 5 said:
Thank you :D
Can you believe she let the hair grow 'cause she didn't like the way she looked?
Isn't that an adorable coochie? ;)


Absolutely :D

And I can imagine your devilish grin while you worked on it :devil:
 
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