My anniversary

[Boota]

I'm going to treat myself right today. I have been playing guitar for exactly 20 years. Damn, time flies! If my girlfriend forgets this anniversary the way I forgot our "getting together" anniversary, I'm going to give her just as much shit as she gave me!

I know the 25th is silver. I don't know what the 20th is, but I hope it's Marshall stack.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Happy Anniversary!!!!
Have a great one and dedicate a song to me.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I'm going to treat myself right today. I have been playing guitar for exactly 20 years. Damn, time flies! If my girlfriend forgets this anniversary the way I forgot our "getting together" anniversary, I'm going to give her just as much shit as she gave me!

I know the 25th is silver. I don't know what the 20th is, but I hope it's Marshall stack.

Boota,

Congratulations on twenty years of guitar picking. The great event reminded me of lyrics from an old Waylon Jennings song.

Ten years down the road, making one night stands
Speeding my young life away
Tell me one more time just so I understand
Are you sure Hank done it this way
Did Ol' Hank really do it this way?

I've seen the world with a five piece band
Looking at the back side of me
Singing my songs and one of his now and then
But I don't think Hank done 'em this a'way
No I don't think Hank done 'em this a'way

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Boota]

Thanks.

I know the exact feeling of those lyrics. What a long road it is.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Congratulations, Boota! And may you have another 20 more!

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[Boota]

Thank you.

My girlfriend is sooooo cool! Not only did she remember about my anniversary, she reminded me of something. It's not 20 years. It's 21 years. My guitar can legally drink now! All these years in the music business have frazzled me to the point where I don't even know how long I've been playing. LOL.

 

[Kate.E]

Did you not even stop for a sandwich?

 

[Guest]

Anniversary Year
Traditional Anniversary Gifts

1st Paper
2nd Cotton
3rd Leather
4th Linen
5th Wood
6th Iron
7th Wool
8th Bronze
9th Pottery
10th Tin
11th Steel
12th Silk
13th Lace
14th Ivory
15th Crystal
20th China
25th Silver
30th Pearl
35th Coral
40th Ruby
45th Sapphire
50th Gold
55th Emerald
60th Diamond

 

[Boota]

Did you not even stop for a sandwich?

I occasionally stop for a sandwich.

Thanks for the list Elizabetht. I never can remember that sort of thing. I did, however, notice that there's no Marshall stack on the list.

Fuck it. I'm making my own list!

 

[Kate.E]

What kind of sandwich did you have?

 

[Boota]

Probably ham salad. I wasn't paying attention. I was thinking about playing my guitar.

 

[fairysong]

I did, however, notice that there's no Marshall stack on the list.

Fuck it. I'm making my own list!

Go for it and CONGRATS!!

 

[Boota]

1st guitar picks... and a blowjob
2nd t-shirt with a rude, obnoxious saying... and a blowjob
3rd Joe Satriani's "Surfing WithThe Alien" CD... and a blowjob
4th guitar tool kit... and a blowjob
5th Wood, as in an acoustic guitar... and a blowjob
6th a full ceramic bust of Darth Vader... and a blowjob
7th tickets to a punk rock concert... and a blowjob
8th Bronze, as in Bronze Series B.C. Rich guitar... and a blowjob
9th a bobblehead Devil figure... and a blowjob
10th any pornographic DVD where the stars perform their own music... and a blowjob
11th a lifesize replica of the Alien from the Alien movie... and a blowjob
12th a dozen of something really cool... and a blowjob
13th Black Cat firecrackers... and a blowjob
14th a theremin... and a blowjob
15th 88-key synthesizer... and a blowjob
20th MARSHALL STACK. (If I get a Marshall stack I will forego the blowjob.)
25th Silver. I'll stick with silver. It kills werewolves. And a blowjob.
30th a custom made B. C. Rich guitar... and a blowjob
35th a komodo dragon... and a blowjob
40th a collection of celebrity porn movies... and a series of blowjobs
45th original painting by John Wayne Gacy... and a blowjob
50th Gold. Gold works for me. And a blowjob.
55th the mechanical shark from Jaws... and a blowjob
60th Just a blowjob. I've got enough stuff by now.