My Andy Thread

[Tzara]

Note to the confused: I've brought this here to clean up this thread. We were being irrelevant. We can happily be irrelevant o'er here.

Mr. Flexeril

Good start, Andy. Yep, you've pegged me. Relaxed, baby. Relaxed.

Do you have anything to contribute here in regard to poetry or, do you plan on flapping your frail wings around playing Paulie Politics all night?

I have nothing to contribute regarding poetry. I am a dunce. I do not have wings, though, and I am curious why you seem to think I do? And "Paulie Politics?" I might be able to translate that to Pauline Politics and the early Christian church, but somehow I suspect you are more subtle than that. I confess I am mystified by that reference.

But, as I said, dunce.

First you complain about me interupting a thread when my posts are on topic, now you feel the need to continue on your path of attempted intimidation.

Andy, Andy, Andy. Tsk, tsk. I merely commented on your comment on Tess's comment. Meta enough, already? I don't think I was being intimidating, and certainly had no wish to be. I merely wanted to point out that I felt Tessie's comment was relevant to the thread, though meta to it.

Frankly, you seem kind of testy, dude. Bad day, or something?

Do you write poetry?

Not really, but feel free to vote anything here zero. I always find that entertaining.

Do you know anything about poetry?

No. Does anyone?

Can you contribute something here in regards to the topic?

No and didn't intend to on the original thread. Why it was metacomment. Why this new thread.

Why are you so angry?

Didn't think so.

You're just another wannabe social guru looking for a groovy place to hang out.

You're barking up the wrong tree and you are entirely out of line.

But, keep them coming, I really don't mind at all.

best,
andy

OK. Hence this thread.

I'm quite happy being a "social guru," even if "wannabe." Thanks, bud, I am now wallowing in my new "grooviness." (I got that right, didn't I? You did say "groovy?" I sure hope so.)

Shit damn. I haven't heard that word since I was 15. Makes me wanta find that Vanilla Fudge album I spent four bucks on and listen to them munge up "You Keep Me Hanging On" again. God. I haven't listened to that since I was a kid. Where's my guitar?

Oh, Andy. Stop, please, before you become even more of a joke. You write pretty good poems. Your comments, when you are not being a prick, are fairly intelligent. Don't do this, dude.

Yes. I am an asshole. Ask anyone. Put me on ignore. Please.

Best,

tz

 

[Cub4ucme]

. You write pretty good poems. Your comments, when you are not being a prick, are fairly intelligent.
tz

How the fuck would you know?

You followed the sign that said "horny" and clicked your mouse
to the poetry site to drum up some convo' and be Mr. Cool.

You're not only out of line, you're behaviour
represents that of a twelve year old.

"Pretty good Poetry"

Do a little research asshole.

You have no idea.

I'm glad you thought enough of me to start a new thread.

I won't put you on ignore.

I find you to be entertaining,
in a handball sort of way.

I don't mind being infamous in your little world.
You see, I spend time pursuing my passions.
While you spend time disrupting the process.

I'd hate to hear you play guitar.
I don't beleive there's an ounce
of creativity flowing through your
blood.



best,
andy

 

[champagne1982]

<snip>"Pretty good Poetry"

Do a little research asshole.

You have no idea.<snip>

best,
andy

... and you are here because of what reason? Don't the quality forums you refer to in other threads have posters who can appreciate your talent with the proper level of awe?

You're a strange animal and I hope you find someone to listen to your shouts. I prefer it when you're actually posting about poetry rather than about whatever strange conflicts you have with poets but I guess I'll have to simply choose my reading until you resolve them in yourself.

 

[Angeline]

How the fuck would you know?

You followed the sign that said "horny" and clicked your mouse
to the poetry site to drum up some convo' and be Mr. Cool.

You're not only out of line, you're behaviour
represents that of a twelve year old.

"Pretty good Poetry"

Do a little research asshole.

You have no idea.

I'm glad you thought enough of me to start a new thread.

I won't put you on ignore.

I find you to be entertaining,
in a handball sort of way.

I don't mind being infamous in your little world.
You see, I spend time pursuing my passions.
While you spend time disrupting the process.

I'd hate to hear you play guitar.
I don't beleive there's an ounce
of creativity flowing through your
blood.



best,
andy

Oy vey.

 

[TheRainMan]

Oy vey.

i didn't know you spoke Italian!

 

[Angeline]

i didn't know you spoke Italian!

I can be succinct in pig latin, too.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

My Andy Thread tz

So your responsible for him? Got a muzzle?

 

[Cub4ucme]

... and you are here because of what reason? .

Not that I owe someone as ignorant as you to the process
that has taken place since I arrived here an explanation,
but I will take a minute and tell you why I am here.
I am here to try and discuss poetry, to read poetry,
to broaden my scope so to speak. I will be here
for as long as I wish to continue doing that in this arena. .

I read this board for over a year before I registered.
I know how the game goes. I've witnessed individuals
who have written valid poetry leave because of idiots like you.

When I arrive at a portal on the WWW
that was set up for poetry and I have to fish
through dog shit like this (and yes it includes this post)
it pissess me off.

Most of you are imposters.

This is a POETRY board.

It's not your playground.

I couldn't give a shit what you think of me.

Here's why, you're the shmuck who's condemning me
for promoting what the board was intended for.

Any poet worth his or her salt has guts enough to defend the art.

Now, if you trace my steps you will find I have
responded to people who didn't like my opinion
of their poetry, or comments I made regarding their
opinions of their own poetry.

At least it was about poetry!

Some of you are so dysfunctional
you couldn't write a valid poem
if you spent a week in the woods alone.

You're here for the party.

Party On!

andy

 

[Angeline]

Not that I owe someone as ignorant as you to the process
that has taken place since I arrived here an explanation,
but I will take a minute and tell you why I am here.
I am here to try and discuss poetry, to read poetry,
to broaden my scope so to speak. I will be here
for as long as I wish to continue doing that in this arena. .

I read this board for over a year before I registered.
I know how the game goes. I've witnessed individuals
who have written valid poetry leavebecause of idiots like you.

When I arrive at a portal on the WWW
that was set up for poetry and I have to fish
through dog shit like this (and yes it includes this post)
it pissess me off.

Most of you are imposters.

This is a POETRY board.

It's not your playground.

I couldn't give a shit what you think of me.

Here's why, you're the shmuck who's condemning me
for promoting what the board was intended for.

Any poet worth his or her salt has guts enough to defend the art.

Now, if you trace my steps you will find I have responded to people who didn't like my opinion of their poetry, or comments I made regarding their
opinions of their own poetry.

At least it was about poetry!

Some of you are so dysfunctional you couldn't write a valid poem
if you spent a week in the woods alone.

You're here for the party.

Party On!

andy

I suggest you read the forum rules. The focus IS poetry, but there are no restrictions on other conversation. If you, however, wish to focus solely on poetry there are plenty of threads here for you to pursue that. I fail to see how insulting board members (all of whom have contributed a great deal to writing and discussing poems) furthers the ideal you claim to uphold.

 

[Cub4ucme]

So your responsible for him? Got a muzzle?

You'll need a lot more than a muzzle to stop me.

I don't cater to stupid people writing short little
snippets.

I make it a point to make sure I prove them stupid
before too long.

With you I can tell that won't take a lot of effort.

I'll ask you the same question I've asked a few other
imposters.

Do you come here for the poetry?
Do you write valid poetry?
Are you capable of having
a critical conversation regarding poetry?


Didn't think so!

Bang a Gong!

There goes another idiot throwing plastic darts
at a billboard.

best,
andy

 

[champagne1982]

Not that I owe someone as ignorant as you to the process
that has taken place since I arrived here an explanation,
but I will take a minute and tell you why I am here.
I am here to try and discuss poetry, to read poetry,
to broaden my scope so to speak. I will be here
for as long as I wish to continue doing that in this arena. .

I read this board for over a year before I registered.
I know how the game goes. I've witnessed individuals
who have written valid poetry leave because of idiots like you.

When I arrive at a portal on the WWW
that was set up for poetry and I have to fish
through dog shit like this (and yes it includes this post)
it pissess me off.

Most of you are imposters.

This is a POETRY board.

It's not your playground.

I couldn't give a shit what you think of me.

Here's why, you're the shmuck who's condemning me
for promoting what the board was intended for.

Any poet worth his or her salt has guts enough to defend the art.

Now, if you trace my steps you will find I have
responded to people who didn't like my opinion
of their poetry, or comments I made regarding their
opinions of their own poetry.

At least it was about poetry!

Some of you are so dysfunctional
you couldn't write a valid poem
if you spent a week in the woods alone.

You're here for the party.

Party On!

andy

you illustrate my point perfectly. I'm sorry I forgot my kowtow when I addressed you. You will inspire poetry, but I'm sure you won't like it

see you before you see me simply because you wear blinders
that narrow your focus and rob you of the peripherals of joy
and pleasure in knowing that you have the ability to give
a glimpse of all those things you would never deny yourself
if you only knew they were there, just outside your skinny
field of focus and outside the realm of your puny experience.

 

[Cub4ucme]

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[Cub4ucme]

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best,
andy

 

[champagne1982]

Good for you!

Put me on ignore.

Save me the time of having to respond to your petty bullshit.

best,
andy

That's a fucking dive move.

You're like a dog who can't refuse chasing a stuffed rabbit. Run little hound, soon you'll be happy at the finish line with naught but rags and straw in your gaping maw and watery shit running down your legs.

 

[Angeline]

I just love how people jump on the ship after it's been sailing for some
time and pipe off like they have witnessed the entire journey.

For the record, I did keep the focus on poetry until someone didn't
like my opinion and called me a bullshiter. It escalated when I
asked that person to validate the accusation.

Here I sit now responding to someone who has no idea of my
intentions or what has taken place since I arrived.

I don't care that you have no idea of my intent.

It's obvious you're part of a dilussional crowd.

Don't act like this has happened before. Once again
I inform you, I have read this board for quite some time.

The problem here, is there's a few people that don't like
the idea of someone coming along and upsetting their
tidy little playground.


Too Bad!

Do you write valid poetry?

Are you here for the poetry?


You're another one who wants a social gathering
more than you want to share and discuss
poetry.

Good for you!

Put me on ignore.

Save me the time of having to respond to your petty bullshit.

best,
andy

But you did respond, didn't you? If you had a valid purpose for doing so (such as poetry, which you keep claiming is your point even as you argue having to argue about trivia), why even bother responding? Why not put everyone who annoys YOU on ignore? Your responses undermine the point you're trying to make.

And what's wrong with being social? Poetry doesn't exist in a vacumn, at least not for me. I like a little conversation with my inspiration. Maybe you don't and that's fine for you (whatever your intent may be), but why should it so perturb you that others here can write poems and socialize (and presumeably walk and chew gum, too). You're irritated because someone "dissed" you. You're even wrong about that: Tess's original "hampster" comment referred to a discussion that has been going on here far more than a year.

So you've been here well over a year? Good for you. I've been here almost five years. Is it a pissing contest? And for someone who has been reading here for as long as you say you have you can't be very observant if you think this is a tidy little playground. You must have missed about three-quarters of the threads here.

And much as I'd love to put you on ignore I won't because I'm a forum moderator and one of the things I need to watch for is troll activity.

Okay. Our conversation has bored me sufficiently that I can go to sleep now. Thanks for the assist.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

You'll need a lot more than a muzzle to stop me.

I don't cater to stupid people writing short little
snippets.
I make it a point to make sure I prove them stupid
before too long.

With you I can tell that won't take a lot of effort.

I'll ask you the same question I've asked a few other
imposters.

Do you come here for the poetry?
Do you write valid poetry?
Are you capable of having
a critical conversation regarding poetry?


Didn't think so!

Bang a Gong!

There goes another idiot throwing plastic darts
at a billboard.

best,
andy

Oh, I could space my work like you do to make it look longer. By the way, the poems shown here are works in progress. You are surrounded by published writers. All I've seen of yours is pretty weak by comparison.

 

[Angeline]

Oh, I could space my work like you do to make it look longer. By the way, the poems shown here are works in progress. You are surrounded by published writers. All I've seen of yours is pretty weak by comparison.

Ayuh.

Hi Tess.

 

[clutching_calliope]

You followed the sign that said "horny" and clicked your mouse
to the poetry site to drum up some convo' and be Mr. Cool.

Hey T-Man, I thought your official name was Mr. Lovable! What happened? Snow in all the green space have you change your pseudo?

How does anyone find this site unless they are surfing for porn? Jeez. It's not exactly listed under the pious poetry category of Google...

 

[bogusbrig]

How does anyone find this site unless they are surfing for porn? Jeez. It's not exactly listed under the pious poetry category of Google...

CC Please!!! What are you implying?!!!!

If someone has managed to get Tzara to respond I've got some investigating to do.

Maybe I should start off with that Vanilla Fudge album.

 

[Cub4ucme]

But you did respond, didn't you? If you had a valid purpose for doing so (such as poetry, which you keep claiming is your point even as you argue having to argue about trivia), why even bother responding? Why not put everyone who annoys YOU on ignore? Your responses undermine the point you're trying to make.

And what's wrong with being social? Poetry doesn't exist in a vacumn, at least not for me. I like a little conversation with my inspiration. Maybe you don't and that's fine for you (whatever your intent may be), but why should it so perturb you that others here can write poems and socialize (and presumeably walk and chew gum, too). You're irritated because someone "dissed" you. You're even wrong about that: Tess's original "hampster" comment referred to a discussion that has been going on here far more than a year.

So you've been here well over a year? Good for you. I've been here almost five years. Is it a pissing contest? And for someone who has been reading here for as long as you say you have you can't be very observant if you think this is a tidy little playground. You must have missed about three-quarters of the threads here.

And much as I'd love to put you on ignore I won't because I'm a forum moderator and one of the things I need to watch for is troll activity.

Okay. Our conversation has bored me sufficiently that I can go to sleep now. Thanks for the assist.

You're like a pack of wolves with no claws or teeth.

Moderate this!

Fuck YOU!

Now, you accuse me of trolling?

You're about as bright as a cheap candle.

Look at the thread you brainless fart!

It's got my name on it. Who the hell is the troll?

I have ways of getting around your limited power so go ahead
throw your hammer down and censor me jerkoff.

You'll find out it won't work.

best,
andy

 

[Cub4ucme]

That's a fucking dive move.

You're like a dog who can't refuse chasing a stuffed rabbit. Run little hound, soon you'll be happy at the finish line with naught but rags and straw in your gaping maw and watery shit running down your legs.

If you had any concept of reality, or the ability
to think clearly you would recognize the fact
that my name was put in the subject of this
thread by a trolling idiot in search
of attention.

I think you have the dog and rabbit confused.

Of course, you won't agree and that's also fine with me.

best,
andy

 

[Cub4ucme]

But you did respond, didn't you? If you had a valid purpose for doing so (such as poetry, which you keep claiming is your point even as you argue having to argue about trivia), why even bother responding? Why not put everyone who annoys YOU on ignore? Your responses undermine the point you're trying to make.

And what's wrong with being social? Poetry doesn't exist in a vacumn, at least not for me. I like a little conversation with my inspiration. Maybe you don't and that's fine for you (whatever your intent may be), but why should it so perturb you that others here can write poems and socialize (and presumeably walk and chew gum, too). You're irritated because someone "dissed" you. You're even wrong about that: Tess's original "hampster" comment referred to a discussion that has been going on here far more than a year.

So you've been here well over a year? Good for you. I've been here almost five years. Is it a pissing contest? And for someone who has been reading here for as long as you say you have you can't be very observant if you think this is a tidy little playground. You must have missed about three-quarters of the threads here.

And much as I'd love to put you on ignore I won't because I'm a forum moderator and one of the things I need to watch for is troll activity.

Okay. Our conversation has bored me sufficiently that I can go to sleep now. Thanks for the assist.

You can't debate with a rock.

You are obviously too dense and a great waste of my time.

Your position remains frail.

I couldn't care less about someone dissing me.

You don't get it, you'll never get it........and I don't
care that you don't.

best,
andy

 

[bogusbrig]

You're like a pack of wolves with no claws or teeth.
I have ways of getting around your limited power so go ahead
throw your hammer down and censor me jerkoff.

You'll find out it won't work.

best,
andy

When I originally came across your posts I found them interesting and provocative but why did you drop the interesting and accentuate the provocative? You seem so defensive and its not necessary. Far be it from me to defend Tzara but I've always considered him mild mannered and polite and beyond provocation.

Relax and give robust critiques, explain your ideas on poetry. Feeling strongly about an art form doesn't mean you have to insult everyone that doesn't see it your way. Take a shot of whiskey and have a smoke. It gives the world a whole new perspective.

 

[Cub4ucme]

Oh, I could space my work like you do to make it look longer. By the way, the poems shown here are works in progress. You are surrounded by published writers. All I've seen of yours is pretty weak by comparison.

Now, I've seen everything.

I don't care to blow my own horn, but you should be
a little more informed before you start trying
to intimidate me by telling me I am surrounded
by publised writers.

What a joke!

best,
andy

 

[Cub4ucme]

Oh, I could space my work like you do to make it look longer. By the way, the poems shown here are works in progress. You are surrounded by published writers. All I've seen of yours is pretty weak by comparison.

Your anlaysis of poetry is based on what?

Do you have any credentials that I should
be aware of?

No, you just figure I'll accept that
your opinion carries some level
of integrity.

Guess again!

I read you already.

I sit here shaking my head wondering
how someone like yourself has the nerve
to offer opinions on poetry.

But, hey, that's your right, just
don't expect me to take you serious.

As far as poetry goes you haven't been to
first grade yet.

I know you don't like to read that
but, it's the truth so I don't mind
typing it.

best,
andy