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[FungiUg]

On Lavalife and AFF the men love to show off their cocks. I always wondered what would happen if we agreed to meet at a coffee shop. Would I ask every guy to show me his cock to recognize him? DUH!!

Makes sense to me!

 

[ShyGuy68]

Soryy, sorry, sorry , sorry, sorry, sorry.

and errrr dolf made me say it...its her fault - honest!

To late!!

 

[dolf]

Hi, I dont care who, what, where or when but I have little time for time wasters.Come on now, we are all here for the same thing, if its love you're after this isnt really the place to be. So all I ask is for some creative sex preferably with no strings. I'll try almost anything once (at least)in the search for satisfaction. I am fully capable of 'pulling' but I find it a bit hard to include alternative sex as a conversation piece in the first few weeks of meeting, therefore I am here.I am clean sane occaisional drinker but non-smoker.I want nothing more than no strings sex preferably with one person on a regular basis but beggars cant be choosers. Photo's are not a problem once I know you are serious.....now get typing!!!
Ideal Person:
Fat, thin, good looking , ugly I really dont care!! I am here for the sex. As long as we get along

does this guys profile sound like my wave length

i normally ignore but this time i wrote back

 

[ShyGuy68]

does this guys profile sound like my wave length

Definately not!!

i normally ignore but this time i wrote back

I for one can't help wondering what you wrote to him!

 

[shy slave]

To late!!

NO NO NO

It was a terrible mistake, it will NOT happen again.

I promise it won't, I have learnt all the errors of my ways.

Really I have, I know it was wrong to tease..


and finally.....................


If you cared for me ..you would forgive me!!
(its a girl line if ever there was one !)

See i know all the right words, I plead better than I flirt


Oh and its still dolfs fault lol

 

[ShyGuy68]

NO NO NO

It was a terrible mistake, it will NOT happen again.

I promise it won't, I have learnt all the errors of my ways.

Really I have, I know it was wrong to tease..


and finally.....................


If you cared for me ..you would forgive me!!
(its a girl line if ever there was one !)

See i know all the right words, I plead better than I flirt


Oh and its still dolfs fault lol

Nope sorry, still doesn't help! If you are real good, I might refrain from using the cane and crop, and only use my hand!

 

[FungiUg]

See i know all the right words, I plead better than I flirt

7 7.5 8 4 7

 

[shy slave]

Nope sorry, still doesn't help! If you are real good, I might refrain from using the cane and crop, and only use my hand!

On dolf Ihope it was her...really!!

 

[shy slave]

7 7.5 8 4 7

Give me a clue

I am confused ..

 

[ShyGuy68]

On dolf Ihope it was her...really!!

No, it was you that said the words, so you have to pay for it as well!!

 

[shy slave]

No, it was you that said the words, so you have to pay for it as well!!

Beggings not going to work is it.

*gulp*

 

[ShyGuy68]

Beggings not going to work is it.

*gulp*

Depends on what you're begging for!