My Absolute Last Thread on This!

[PurpleHaze]

Okay if you guys don’t fight, I will tell you what we have found out…
And, of course, you'll still be taking me at my word. But I'm guessing that word counts for something here.

Lasher and Patryn, have been video taped by Dixon, getting on to a plane to Miami. Once there, they attended a UFO symposium that deals with the sexuality of Aliens!
Yup, you got it here first! Now don’t tell anyone and if you fight, we will not inform you of what happened in the hotel room.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I crave it, I want it........

I've got to have it!!!!!!

Alien sex!!!!!!

Yez!!!!!

 

[R Nitelight]

Where's forgetunome?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

He must be........

in the hotel room too!!!!!!

Real alien sex!

 

[Ambrosious]

Can I sign up for...

A "probe"?

 

[PurpleHaze]

that's an alien with a huge purple penis too!

 

[Thumper]

Is it true??

That Deborah is supposedly on her way there too?

My God! She must be stopped...if she violates the aliens they may vaporize our planet!!!

Wait a minute...maybe she(?) is one of THEM...what a novel way to "probe" selected humans...that strap on may be more than just plastic and batteries...Flagg has been missing of late...

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I can see it now......

a full sized Ford manufactured quasi/sport econo box - shoved up Ambro's butt.

 

[Ambrosious]

Re: I can see it now......

a full sized Ford manufactured quasi/sport econo box - shoved up Ambro's butt.

That's too funny, I drive a fuckin' Aspire.

 

[Cheri]

How Aspiring...er..Inspiring

Hmmmm....a Doc Johnson Aspire dildo huh? I could see it coming in to play when even fisting isn't enough for ya.

 

[Never]

And in the Green room, a lecture: "Aliens and shoving American made cars up your ass. The elusive connection."