My 15 yr old son says I should quit!

[warrior queen]

What do you lot think?
Quit drinking.
Quit smoking illicit substances.

He also agrees that I am a cool mummy

So - I am putting it out there.
P.S. IF i quit, there will be no more nipple pix.

 

[warrior queen]

Lol - he's revised his opinion.
Apparently I am the coolest mum on the planet, because when I have my 'fun time' I allow him to do whatever he wants!

Kids

 

[Soulen]

Quit drinking.
Quit smoking illicit substances.

how often do you drink? when you drink do you get drunk? and smoking what? crack? weed? meth?

 

[KingOrfeo]

P.S. IF i quit, there will be no more nipple pix.

Kill your child, now!

 

[shoulderblade]

What do you lot think?
Quit drinking.
Quit smoking illicit substances.

All I can think of to say is that if if you are trying to teach him not to do those things it might not work out so well. On the other hand "fun time" is an important aspect of life and its a good thing to make allowances for it.

Good Luck.

 

[warrior queen]

Kill your child, now!

lmao - we have decided, jointly, to go and burn thistles.
It's a country thing.

 

[December]

This isn't gonna turn out well.

 

[warrior queen]

how often do you drink? when you drink do you get drunk? and smoking what? crack? weed? meth?

My drug of choice is home grown weed.
He thinks it's tobacco.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Take the young man's plea to heart. But do it for yourself in reality. My brother (deceased) and I said this to our father, many times. Little did I know, at that time, I would become an alcoholic myself. He did quit eventually. And never took a sip the one year he lived after our mother died. In his children's eyes, he was a hero among heroes.

 

[December]

My drug of choice is home grown weed.
He thinks it's tobacco.

So, your teenager thinks that your "fun time" is booze and nicotine? I bet he knows exactly what you're smokin' sister.

 

[warrior queen]

This isn't gonna turn out well.

We have decided that throwing 20l empty drums of diesel on to the fire would be a good thing.
My 15 yr old is a budding pyromaniac.

 

[girlsmiley]

lmao - we have decided, jointly, to go and burn thistles.
It's a country thing.

You're not high and/or consuming alcohol right now, are you?

If you are, please don't burn ANYTHING.

 

[warrior queen]

So, your teenager thinks that your "fun time" is booze and nicotine? I bet he knows exactly what you're smokin' sister.

Trully, he thinks they are tomatoes.
He laments the fact that despite all his care and attention, they are not producing fruit.
I saw his email to the nursery - it was rather tear-jerking actually.

 

[eyer]

Arming animals against humans is one instance of turn about is fair play...

...allowing children to abort their parents would be another.
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[December]

Trully, he thinks they are tomatoes.
He laments the fact that despite all his care and attention, they are not producing fruit.
I saw his email to the nursery - it was rather tear-jerking actually.

You have your son tending your pot plants?

 

[warrior queen]

You're not high and/or consuming alcohol right now, are you?

If you are, please don't burn ANYTHING.

If you throw an ice cube into a glass, he assumes it must have alcohol.
Put a smile on your face when you have a smoke, and he thinks it must be drugs.
Kids are so fucking hilarious!

And no, I am not drinking.
No, I am not high.

But yes... we are totally going to blow up empty drums!
Every kid deserves a thrill.

 

[warrior queen]

You have your son tending your pot plants?

When I go fishing, I tell my boy I am going to catch 'December'

 

[Kruge]

We have decided that throwing 20l empty drums of diesel on to the fire would be a good thing.
My 15 yr old is a budding pyromaniac.

Perhaps you should take a hard read of your own sig line. *nods*

Please remember your influence on his future behavior

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Trully, he thinks they are tomatoes.
He laments the fact that despite all his care and attention, they are not producing fruit.
I saw his email to the nursery - it was rather tear-jerking actually.

Believe me, your kid is not dumb. He is holding back his true thoughts on this matter. He does not want to hurt your feelings. I have been in his position when I was his age. You are at a crossroad in life. Only you can decide.

 

[December]

When I go fishing, I tell my boy I am going to catch 'December'

Ah, I see. Well, bait and fish away, then. I am going to bed.

 

[warrior queen]

Arming animals against humans is one instance of turn about is fair game...

...allowing children to abort their parents would be another.

Eyer, darlink...

You so totally have the wrong impression of me
But that's ok - because I probably have the wrong impression of you too!

 

[warrior queen]

Believe me, your kid is not dumb. He is holding back his true thoughts on this matter. He does not want to hurt your feelings. I have been in his position when I was his age. You are at a crossroad in life. Only you can decide.

Ahh-hahahaha

Done and dusted.

Fuck me, but the gb is easy to bait

Testing, testing, testing.

And you lot go nuts over the stupidest things! How did I ever take this place seriously?!
No wonder KK/Ken got away with it for so many years!

 

[girlsmiley]

If you throw an ice cube into a glass, he assumes it must have alcohol.
Put a smile on your face when you have a smoke, and he thinks it must be drugs.
Kids are so fucking hilarious!

And no, I am not drinking.
No, I am not high.

But yes... we are totally going to blow up empty drums!
Every kid deserves a thrill.

Oh man. Tsk,

You know they explode if you leave the cap on, right?

 

[Frizzle_Fry]

My drug of choice is home grown weed.
He thinks it's tobacco.

Fuck yea...

Trully, he thinks they are tomatoes.
He laments the fact that despite all his care and attention, they are not producing fruit.
I saw his email to the nursery - it was rather tear-jerking actually.

OMG are you growing outside? in Australia?

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/7/18/128924253282576366.jpg

You have your son tending your pot plants?

Whats wrong with that? pot never killed anyone..not one documented case. I would be far more ashamed of smoking cigg's that kill millions each year around my kids than exposing them to recreational gardening.

 

[girlsmiley]

Fucking bitch.