Muslims left our package of bacon open just enough that it went bad

[CHNOPS]

When will the terror end? This morning I came down to discover that the bacon--not the skinny stuff you buy, the thick-sliced stuff God intended us to be eating--had turned from a healthy pink to a horrifying grayish color. Upon examination, it became apparent that Muslims had left the ziploc slightly unsealed.

THESE MONSTERS MUST BE STOPPED.

I can never unsee the things I saw today. I may need some time to sort it all out. I want all of them dead for putting me and my family through this.

DIE, MUSLIMS!!

 

[islandman]

Given your cholesterol level, maybe they're doing you a favour.

 

[CHNOPS]

^^^^^ Apologist.

 

[islandman]

Sorry.

 

[CaptainKirk]

The dastardly fiends!

I smell another 'Zero Dark Thirty' in the works... or is that bacon cooking?

 

[CHNOPS]

I'll tell you what I'm going to do.

I'm going to go out and buy another package of the same bacon.

They messed with the wrong refrigerator food.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'll tell you what I'm going to do.

I'm going to go out and buy another package of the same bacon.

They messed with the wrong refrigerator food.

You should tell the Muslims to leave your package alone.

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Bacon jihad is one of the seven signs of The Rapture

True story

 

[ryan8558]

When will the terror end? This morning I came down to discover that the bacon--not the skinny stuff you buy, the thick-sliced stuff God intended us to be eating--had turned from a healthy pink to a horrifying grayish color. Upon examination, it became apparent that Muslims had left the ziploc slightly unsealed.

THESE MONSTERS MUST BE STOPPED.

I can never unsee the things I saw today. I may need some time to sort it all out. I want all of them dead for putting me and my family through this.

DIE, MUSLIMS!!

Could it have been a black op by a member of your family or some other type of false flag event and not the Muslims at all???

 

[KyleW]

Could it have been a black op by a member of your family or some other type of false flag event and not the Muslims at all???

Exactly.

This is clearly a false flag event. You need to look closely at your family to see if they're involved. If it's not them, it's the bacon industry. They are trying to raise profits by destroying your bacon. Greedy corporate assholes.

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Could it have been a black op by a member of your family or some other type of false flag event and not the Muslims at all???

Why do you hate freedom so much?

 

[Sean]

It was Obama and his secret pig product death squads. Alex Jones had a piece on them last week.

 

[CHNOPS]

Fucking loons want to blame everyone but the Muslims for my open bacon.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

When will the terror end? This morning I came down to discover that the bacon--not the skinny stuff you buy, the thick-sliced stuff God intended us to be eating--had turned from a healthy pink to a horrifying grayish color. Upon examination, it became apparent that Muslims had left the ziploc slightly unsealed.

THESE MONSTERS MUST BE STOPPED.

I can never unsee the things I saw today. I may need some time to sort it all out. I want all of them dead for putting me and my family through this.

DIE, MUSLIMS!!

The pusillanimous benighted will be bifurcated under our disappearing freedoms soon, if the jackbooted jackanape jackwagon in The White House has his capacious and perspicaciously nefarious ways with America's freedoms underneath the balaboosta blanket of liberty by the feminists turning our boys into girly-men broken to the goose-step. Read this and weep and own it, libs:

MUSLIMS STOP AMERICAN JEWISH MAN LIVING IN LIBERAL CALIFORNIA FROM EATING PORK, POSSIBLE MUSLIM TERRORIST PLOT, MORE FREEDUMB IS THREATENED BY MUSLIMS, KILL THE BROWN SKINNED MUSLIM BASTERDS. AND IF I DIDN'T MENTION IT BEFORE, MUSLIM.

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[ryan8558]

Why do you hate freedom so much?

Because it is there! No, wait, that's climbing a mountain. I'll have to get back to you on that.

 

[CHNOPS]

Because it is there! No, wait, that's climbing a mountain. I'll have to get back to you on that.

You know who else climbed a mountain? Mohammed. Same guy who hates my refrigerator's freedom.

Coincidence? I think not.

 

[rosco rathbone]

We do not fear the nazarene. By sundown this day, you'll be choking on your spoiled bacon in the halls of valahalla whilst ravens peck your eyes!

sorry, thought you said "odinists"...

 

[CHNOPS]

We do not fear the nazarene. By sundown this day, you'll be choking on your spoiled bacon in the halls of valahalla whilst ravens peck your eyes!

sorry, thought you said "odinists"...

I said "Onan." I have a cold.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I said "Onan." I have a cold.

Have you seen what happens when the followers of Onan get their hands on a comedian? Not pretty....

 

[CHNOPS]

Have you seen what happens when the followers of Onan get their hands on a comedian? Not pretty....

Six degrees of jizzin' bacon?

 

[phrodeau]

 

[evesdream]

That they are now able to picture Americans like you standing in the half-light of the wide-open fridge door, peeling back the wrapping on your dirty, naughty bacon means the onanists have won.

 

[RobDownSouth]

We do not fear the nazarene. By sundown this day, you'll be choking on your spoiled bacon in the halls of valahalla whilst ravens peck your eyes!

sorry, thought you said "odinists"...

You may not fear the nazarene, but do you fear the reaper? The thresher? The freakin' SEED DRILL? And if you fear the seed drill, what do you have against it's inventor, Jethro Tull? Is it a sexist thing (Jethro Tull had an album entitled "Mensturals in the Gallery") or is it because Ian Anderson plays the flute, and this one time at band camp....

 

[Benedict_Arnold]

That they are now able to picture Americans like you standing in the half-light of the wide-open fridge door, peeling back the wrapping on your dirty, naughty bacon means the onanists have won.

Fry it well and apply loads of HP Brown Sauce and it will be ok. Islam proof.

 

[BotanyBoy]

No one cares about the real victim here!


The bacon y'all.....it went to waste!!