Musicals

[kendo1]

I've just had a great idea for a musical story. My fingers are thrumming over the keyboard. A singing gorilla is found on a Pacific island and shipped back to the States where he brings the house down.

I thought Sing Kong was a good title.

ken

 

[Guest]

I've just had a great idea for a musical story. My fingers are thrumming over the keyboard. A singing gorilla is found on a Pacific island and shipped back to the States where he brings the house down.

I thought Sing Kong was a good title.

ken

If I could reach you, I'd give you SUCH a smack for that!!

 

[kendo1]

I had another idea last week for a table tennis playing gorilla.

I reckoned Ping Kong sounded pretty good.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I thought Sing Kong was a good title.

ken

I think I like King Song better.

 

[kendo1]

I think I like King Song better.

Wouldn't work with the table tennis story: King Pong.

 

[Guest]

I think I like King Song better.

Elizabeth, I'll hold him down, you keep his mouth and hands busy!

 

[rikaaim]

Wouldn't work with the table tennis story: King Pong.

Sure it would. It would just be Pong King. Wait, that might convey the supreme chapion of the Atari game Pong. Hmmm. . .

 

[ElizabethWest]

Wouldn't work with the table tennis story: King Pong.

Sounds like a new type of chinese food.

 

[Liar]

I'm saying this, so you don't get to:

Geeky flick: Pong Kong (dam, rika beat me to it)

Porn flick: King Dong

 

[ElizabethWest]

Elizabeth, I'll hold him down, you keep his mouth and hands busy!

You might not need to hold him for me to keep those busy.

 

[kendo1]

With my sore back, that's just fine with me.

A woman's place is on top.

 

[rikaaim]

I'm saying this, so you don't get to:

Geeky flick: Pong Kong

Porn flick: King Dong

Well, where does Don King fit in?

 

[ElizabethWest]

I'm saying this, so you don't get to:

Geeky flick: Pong Kong (dam, riilka beat me to it)

Porn flick: King Dong

Wrong. Just wrong. Wrong Kong.

 

[kendo1]

Well, where does Don King fit in?

Preferably in a barber's chair.

 

[Liar]

Wrong. Just wrong. Wrong Kong.

Wrong King - historical royalty mixup farce

 

[rikaaim]

Preferably in a barber's chair.

I would hope out of this country. Really out of this world.

 

[Guest]

Wrong King - historical royalty mixup farce

You keep kendo, I'm going after Liar.

 

[kendo1]

We could go for Ming Kong.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Spring Kong. A new season on the island begins.

 

[oggbashan]

Three Brides for Seven Brothers - The Indian version of the Musical.

Twentyone Brides for Seven Brothers - The Utah version.

Seven Grooms for Seven Brothers.

Seven Brides for Seven Sisters.

Og

 

[cloudy]

Wrong Dong - a Loving Wives story.

 

[Liar]

Wrong Dong - a Loving Wives story.

Dong? Wrong! - a transsexual story.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Ding Dong Kong: the story of a hapless Avon lady cursed with a hormonal imbalance that rendered her hairy.

Sarong Song Kong: the adventures of a south Pacific ape set to music.

Cheech & Chong & Kong share a bong: self explanitory.

You Done Me Wrong Kong: a country & western version where Kong gets drunk and does karoke after Ann leaves him for Bubbles.

 

[kendo1]

Peeking Kong.
The story of a Chinese ape with a bladder problem.

 

[Boxlicker101]

A story of a total failure, who sucked at everything he did. Named Dorkula.