Music To Ruin The Mood...

[Marxist]

...anything by Concrete Blonde. Especially "Joey." That chick's voice reminds me of spiders crawling out of a tin jar.

How do you ruin a perfectly good fuckfest musically?

 

[modest mouse]

Ornette Coleman.

 

[Bindii]

Anything heavy metal. Sorry to all you heavy metal fans out there but how anyone can listen to it botherless fuck to it is beyond me.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Two Words: Wesley Willis

Nothing ruins that look in their eyes than "Suck a cheetah's dick"

 

[TN_Vixen]

Busta Rhymes

wouldn't want to make me great freaky, marxist. Take notes.

 

[miles]

Country music. Combine twangy gee-tar, nasal wailing, and a boom-chickee-boom-chickee-boom-chickee-boom beat and it's enough to make a freight train take a dirt road.

 

[TN_Vixen]

but.. but...

miles you said you liked my country nasal twang. *pout*

 

[Elizabeth]

Country music. Combine twangy gee-tar, nasal wailing, and a boom-chickee-boom-chickee-boom-chickee-boom beat and it's enough to make a freight train take a dirt road.

Gotta agree with you on this one.

 

[Marxist]

You might think I'm crazy for saying this but "Bolero" will fuck up a mood in a heartbeat. First it's too low. Then it's too loud. If you're not fucking or headed in that direction by the end where shit's getting loud you have to run over and turn down the player. That's a breaker right there.

Yoko Ono and Ween need to be shipped off to an island together.

 

[alexandraaah]

...anything by Concrete Blonde. Especially "Joey." That chick's voice reminds me of spiders crawling out of a tin jar.

How do you ruin a perfectly good fuckfest musically?

The Red Hot Chile Peppers; they suck ass.
Country runs a close second.
I'll be hiding downstairs in my virgin thread for those of you who want to throw spitballs or just give me the finger.

 

[YogiBare]

Bolero

Timing, Marxist, timing.

They say that timing is everything.

 

[MissTaken]

Ahhh and bolero is supposed to be good fucking music. Essentially, because of the rythm...or so they taught us in college!





Boy George would kill my mood in a heart beat!

 

[Purple Haze]

Music by the band "Survivor" is guaranteed limp-dick.

Gotta agree with miles, Country Music (oxymoron) will ruin a good thing, I've suddenly realized why cowboys need to fight so often. Even the good stuff is anti-fuck.

They've been advertising this collection of "love tunes" on TV lately, I can't imagine anything worse than fifteen or so sap-drippy tunes in a row, I'd rather listened to my cock slurpin' in and out.

Call me a romantic.

 

[seXieleXie]

any of the rage rock / rap shit like icp.

 

[G.R.]

You might think I'm crazy for saying this but "Bolero" will fuck up a mood in a heartbeat.

I heartily disagree.


One, It should be known that you have to coreograph (sp?) a fucking session to this song, which means it is not just fucking, but an art.

Two, it must be that a woman, or feminine partner, dances seductivly while draped in sheer fabrics, to arouse an air of mysticism and sexual heat in the surroundings. Candles are a must. Lanterns, better. Lots of incense, and oils.

Okay, so the rest is up to your ass, but it does work, and the orgasms can be explosive if this is all played out right.

I guess you'd just have to have a woman like me, who understands that in 22 minutes, that they can control an environment for their partner, and tease and do right to the music, so as to bring about a phenominal resulting experiance and orgasms.

You should have a remote for the volume of your stereo.

 

[Rhys]

Country music...that twangy shit

Anything by Slim Whitman. Convulsions and drooling are just
not conducive to a romantic atmosphere.

Oh yeah, and Garth Brooks too...

 

[horny_giraffe]

... It should be known that you have to [choreograph] a fucking session to this song, which means it is not just fucking, but an art ...

Choreography? Artistic, yes. But that doesn't sound like fucking to me, just painfully self-conscious. But I'm not a sex artiste.

"All I want ... is to hold you like a do-uhh--uhhh--ooog..."

 

[Laurel]

Yoko Ono and Ween need to be shipped off to an island together.

Don't give them any ideas. A Ween / Yoko collaboration would be more than my poor ears could take.