Mushroom Syndrome

[mig]

I wanted to pose a deep question here but my brain froze 300 years ago.I am a mushroom because people keep me in the dark and feed me bullshit.To close one door.....Although I'm a mushroom I'm still a fungi.

 

[Ambrosious]

The Following Post

Was brought to you by Comptons new "Encyclopedia of Cliches'". Never be at a loss for words with this compendium at your side.

 

[Ally C]

Food for thought?

... perhaps not.

 

[Cheyenne]

Food for thought? Yup. If your name is Hannibal.

 

[mig]

Mushroom......

Ambrosious----What is a cliche.What is a compedium,and for that matter what is a mushroom.Ooo! my head hurts

 

[Ambrosious]

I'll See If I Can Help

http://beta.dictionary.msn.com/

http://www.webmd.com/

Let me know if you need anything else.

 

[Ally C]

Your head hurts?

Ambrosious----What is a cliche.What is a compedium,and for that matter what is a mushroom.Ooo! my head hurts

Use a laxative; I hear toadstools can be painful ...

 

[mig]

Yeah,got any aspirin?

 

[Ally C]

Yeah,got any aspirin?

No I haven't. I'll tell you what I have got: this curious habit of leaving a space between words and punctuation marks. Until medically proven otherwise, I maintain that this is a great cure for sore heads and other afflictions.


You say "compedium", and I say "compendium".
You say "aspirin", and I say, well you read what I said, didn't you?

 

[mig]

O Aly It's good to see pretentiousness is still in fashion.Aspirin are little white pills taken to relieve headaches.Pity you can't get something similar for what ails you.

 

[mig]

Ally,Aspirin are little white pills,taken to relieve headaches.Pity you can't get something similar for what ails you.

 

[mig]

Oops!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

forgot the damn aspirin ...

ahhhh shrooming .... now that's the way to go ...
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One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all

Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call

And call Alice, when she was just small

When the men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low

Go ask Alice, I think she'll know

~Jefferson Airplane~

 

[Guest]

Mary Poppin's Said:

 

[indyweasel]

But the question is, what will it take for you to go down??

 

[Ally C]

Don't play with medicine

Your love is like bad medicine [etc]
And a bad hair day too ...

 

[mig]

I love mushrooms and dormice and all of you,but I have been known to love some funny people.I still need a brain transplant.