Muppet-ify your favorite work

[TheExperimentalist]

If you were to take one of the stories you wrote here and make a Muppet adaptation, which Muppet would play what characters, which characters would remain human, and why?

(Yes, there is a reason this thread exists, though perhaps not a particularly good one. No, I don't have a Muppet kink.)

 

[StillStunned]

Miss Piggy and Kermit would make an oddly appropriate Avilia and Sligh in The Rivals. And I'd love to see a Muppet version of Zretha the eight-legged riding lizard!

 

[YmaOHyd]

In The Right Time, Julia would be Miss Piggy and Arturo would be Kermit. Every other character would be human.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

Many of mine focus on two people, which wouldn't work, not in any way I care to admit. But several are set against the backdrop of scientific conferences, so I'm seeing a few respectable Muppet speakers (Dr Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker), then a bit more random (Swedish Chef, the big blue one) and then drunken parties full of Muppets being Muppets.

Among the chaos, Emily appreciates Richie's social awkwardness all the more. Though Richie probably imagines all the researchers he doesn't want to talk to as Muppets, especially when giving a talk.

Muppet is often used in the UK for someone who's a bit of a daft idiot, but it's also used as a euphemism, meaning someone in need of a good fisting. How do Muppets feel about their human operators and their arms penetrating them? I leave this plot bunny as an exercise for the reader.

 

[RocketGrunt]

I write a lot of haremlit, which means the protagonist can only be Kermit or Gonzo. I think in Fighting Them There, the protagonist would be Kermit and the other members of his party would be a zoo of animal muppets, while in Stop Enslaving My Friends, the protagonist would be Gonzo, and his sister's friends would all be chickens.

 

[EmilyMiller]

If you were to take one of the stories you wrote here and make a Muppet adaptation, which Muppet would play what characters, which characters would remain human, and why?

(Yes, there is a reason this thread exists, though perhaps not a particularly good one. No, I don't have a Muppet kink.)

Not enough female characters: Miss Piggy, Janice, Wanda, Hilda, Annie Sue, Camilla the Chicken?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Not enough female characters: Miss Piggy, Janice, Wanda, Hilda, Annie Sue, Camilla the Chicken?

Have to say I always found Janice oddly attractive. Girls who play guitars, as Maximo Park might say.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

Not enough female characters: Miss Piggy, Janice, Wanda, Hilda, Annie Sue, Camilla the Chicken?

Need to expand through the franchises - Red Fraggle, Abby Cadabby, and the Furchester Hotel crew. Even avoiding the child-like Muppets there's a bunch of generic adult ones if you add in all the international Sesame Streets, the Belfast Muppets in Big City Park, etc.

I write a lot of haremlit, which means the protagonist can only be Kermit or Gonzo.

I see Fozzie Bear as most likely to have a harem. Goes with the bow tie and hat, I guess.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Need to expand through the franchises - Red Fraggle, Abby Cadabby, and the Furchester Hotel crew. Even avoiding the child-like Muppets there's a bunch of generic adult ones if you add in all the international Sesame Streets, the Belfast Muppets in Big City Park, etc.

I bow to your superior knowledge

 

[PennyThompson]

If we expand the definition of Muppet to include all Jim Henson Company puppet projects, that opens up Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, and Farscape!

 

[TheExperimentalist]

If we expand the definition of Muppet to include all Jim Henson Company puppet projects, that opens up Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, and Farscape!

And then of course there's

 

[StillStunned]

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We'll save that one for the self-insert stories.

 

[NuclearFairy]

If we expand the definition of Muppet to include all Jim Henson Company puppet projects, that opens up Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, and Farscape!

And, the original TMNT live action movie, as well as who knows how many other movies.

 

[Djmac1031]

I suppose i could rewrite Scents And Sensitivity and have Kermit and Miss Piggy explore his bacon scent fetish...

https://www.literotica.com/s/scents-and-sensitivity

 

[Djmac1031]

Have to say I always found Janice oddly attractive. Girls who play guitars, as Maximo Park might say.

Janice could definitely be the star of any of your group sex stories; you just know she spent a lot of time at the back of the band bus with Dr. Teeth, Zoot and Animal.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

If we expand the definition of Muppet to include all Jim Henson Company puppet projects, that opens up Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, and Farscape!

Farscape is practically Literotica stories already. I'll be in my bunk with Aeryn Sun and D'argo.

Also can we have Bowie's Goblin King as an honorary Muppet? I was in the front row for a screening of Labyrinth recently and the crotch shots were... impressive.

 

[Djmac1031]

I was in the front row for a screening of Labyrinth recently and the crotch shots were... impressive.

Was that a Gonzo in his pocket or was he just happy to see Jennifer Connelly?