Mulluscs, pussies, guys that eat oysters & various life hacks

[Ms_Ann]

Yeah...there's something definitely going on there. I can envision God working on the prototypical female parts and going shit, this ain't right and throwing the first clam critters into the sea. And... life hack. Go to an oyster bar on the first date. If the guy ain't shuckin' and suckin' throw him into the sea t oh oh.

 

[JoanneA]

This is not like the book.

 

[Super-Surprise]

This is not like the book.

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[girlsmiley]

The guy? Gross.

 

[Ms_Ann]

The guy? Gross.

So...you like sea food?

 

[Super-Surprise]

The guy? Gross.

http://www.shorelinescripts.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/MuxLG.jpg

 

[Ms_Ann]

Non-mollusc related life hack:

Those green scotch bright scrubbing pads make great emery boards for the nails.

 

[girlsmiley]

So...you like sea food?

I do, yes.

 

[Ms_Ann]

I do, yes.

I had some stone crab claws in Florida that were to die for. I came a little.

 

[JoanneA]

I can envision God working on the prototypical female parts and going shit, this ain't right and throwing the first clam critters into the sea.

That's a new one.

 

[KingOrfeo]

"The things that make babies are so ugly that, were it not for pretty faces, the human race would die out."

-- Leonardo da Vinci

 

[Ms_Ann]

That's a new one.

A million monkeys can't always be wrong...

 

[Ms_Ann]

"The things that make babies are so ugly that, were it not for pretty faces, the human race would die out."

-- Leonardo da Vinci

I heard he was gay.

 

[KingOrfeo]

I heard he was gay.

Or asexual. Historians have never settled the question. But, "the things that make babies" includes both sets -- and, compared to every other external and visible part of the human body including the anus, both sets are rather ugly, aren't they?

 

[Ms_Ann]

Or asexual. Historians have never settled the question. But, "the things that make babies" includes both sets -- and, compared to every other external and visible part of the human body including the anus, both sets are rather ugly, aren't they?

Or as they say in China, two wongs make a white.

 

[JoanneA]

You can't see it right now, but I'm smiling.

 

[KingOrfeo]

You can't see it right now, but I'm smiling.

Vertically?

 

[JoanneA]

http://www.shorelinescripts.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/MuxLG.jpg

You should watch Oculus. And then wash your eyes with soap.