Mullet Man.....

[Killswitch]

"Mullet Man" by wierd Al Killswitch (a remake of Rocket man by Elton John)

He packed the beave last night so tight
All she said’s how good I am.
And I'm gonna be gone..as quick as I can
She’ll kiss the ground so much I’ve loved your wife
I bukkakeed on her face
On such a timeless night

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm am the man they think I am at Lit
Oh no no no I'm a Mullet Man
Mullet man inserts his fuse to the cervix bone

San Fransisco ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's wrong as hell
And there's no one there to keep them safe them if you did
All this Homosexuality I don't understand
Your wifes my job five days a week
A mullet man, a mullet man

And you knows he’s gotta have a long long schlong.
She runs her hands....through my hair
All she wants to do....is bang the gong
Oh yes yes yes....I'm a Mullet man
Aint got shit on me King Kong

 

[Kalyn]

The word irony comes to mind.

 

[Killswitch]

The word irony comes to mind.

No disrespect intended by the way......

 

[rosco rathbone]

"Inserts his fuse to the cervix bone", eh?

 

[Killswitch]

"Inserts his fuse to the cervix bone", eh?

lol.....not a bad line.....lol

I did my best......anyone who wants to re tool ( no pun intended) the song is more than welcome too.

I do have a sense of humor.

 

[SpiceCake]

Is Elton John gay or bi-sexual?

 

[Lasher]

Is Elton John gay or bi-sexual?

I think he's one of those heterohomosexuals.

 

[SpiceCake]

I think he's one of those heterohomosexuals.

Like me, only he's male and I'm female!

 

[glamorilla]

thought i'd bump this little thread up from the pathetic death it died.

 

[honeylick]

thought i'd bump this little thread up from the pathetic death it died.

hiya glam.
-kiss-

 

[Rambling Rose]

Sometimes you just gotta laugh.

 

[Killswitch]

lol.....I dig the bumps Buttercup......but no ones going to believe your " Killswitch Trolls Me " fantasy any more doll.

 

[glamorilla]

have another strawberry daquiri on me rosie.

 

[Rambling Rose]

When you say "on you" do you mean on you?

 

[glamorilla]

you know.

that makes my nipples hard.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Yeah.

I just wish it were more than just the chipped ice that did it for ya.

You know? If you close your eyes a tongue is just a tongue.

 

[Rambling Rose]

A very skilled, warm and insatiable tongue.

 

[glamorilla]

hey.

our tongues match.

 

[Rambling Rose]

It's like a topsy turvy Valentine's match up one week early!

Rose 's Glam

Let them talk. I don't care. Close your eyes and kiss me!

 

[glamorilla]

 

[Rambling Rose]

I've gotcher H-Bomb...

 

[glamorilla]

*giggles*