KillerMuffin
Seraphically Disinclined
- Joined
- Jul 29, 2000
- Posts
- 25,603
SKIN!! SKIN!! I WANT TO SEE SOME SKIN!!!!!
Remember, I'm incorrigible.
I had to go to Topeka today. And between here and there is about a gazillion miles of road construction drive in one lane between the concrete bunker and barrels with sand in them. Naturally, there is a lovely older gentleman in the winnebago who feels it quite necessary to do 25 miles an hour, even though the speed limit is 60. Fine whatever, gives me more of a chance to gawk at the construction workers. After doing so, I realized how we can make America's highways more beautiful.
TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRTS GUYS!!!!! (Except for the guy who already had his off around the eastbound 334 yardstick. Yuck, keep it on!)
Make the highways more pleasant to drive on, stand around and shoot the breeze, fine, just do it shirtless, pantsless preferably, but you do need to protect the equipment. Make sure we see the best side of you too. I want more butt shots. Make me a happy wet driver, butts and pecs. Cock would be nice, but unless I'm in park, I'm driving to fast to notice the bulge, so gimme some pecs and ass.
Whose with me???
I'm going to take this to the top! Petitions, drives, buttons, commercials, we'll hire some celebrity, we'll hire someone to blow Bill!! Make it a law!!!! Half naked construction workers!!!!!! YEEESSSS.
Pardon me while I go fantasize about half naked construction workers. Expertise, get your half naked ass over here. Please.
Remember, I'm incorrigible.
I had to go to Topeka today. And between here and there is about a gazillion miles of road construction drive in one lane between the concrete bunker and barrels with sand in them. Naturally, there is a lovely older gentleman in the winnebago who feels it quite necessary to do 25 miles an hour, even though the speed limit is 60. Fine whatever, gives me more of a chance to gawk at the construction workers. After doing so, I realized how we can make America's highways more beautiful.
TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRTS GUYS!!!!! (Except for the guy who already had his off around the eastbound 334 yardstick. Yuck, keep it on!)
Make the highways more pleasant to drive on, stand around and shoot the breeze, fine, just do it shirtless, pantsless preferably, but you do need to protect the equipment. Make sure we see the best side of you too. I want more butt shots. Make me a happy wet driver, butts and pecs. Cock would be nice, but unless I'm in park, I'm driving to fast to notice the bulge, so gimme some pecs and ass.
Whose with me???
I'm going to take this to the top! Petitions, drives, buttons, commercials, we'll hire some celebrity, we'll hire someone to blow Bill!! Make it a law!!!! Half naked construction workers!!!!!! YEEESSSS.
Pardon me while I go fantasize about half naked construction workers. Expertise, get your half naked ass over here. Please.
