Muffins are evil

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Sure they seem innocent with their deliciousness just sitting there like "Oh I am so helpless and small, surely I am not a threat." Oh, but we know, we know what plans they come up with in the middle of the night. I have seen the Big Board.

I tell you this my friends, muffins are the single greatest threat to our way of life at the moment.

You might say no, it is Osama, but if you shaved him and took off his hat, it would reveal the truth...He is a muffin.


Girl, you thought he was a man, but he was a muffin.

 

[Goldie Munro]

Sure they seem innocent with their deliciousness just sitting there like "Oh I am so helpless and small, surely I am not a threat." Oh, but we know, we know what plans they come up with in the middle of the night. I have seen the Big Board.

I tell you this my friends, muffins are the single greatest threat to our way of life at the moment.

You might say no, it is Osama, but if you shaved him and took off his hat, it would reveal the truth...He is a muffin.


Girl, you thought he was a man, but he was a muffin.

I must admit muffins are seriously strange - not sure if they are the threat to mankind you think they are but their hidden interiors are really suspect.

 

[rgraham666]

Luc, the last thing you should do when you discover an evil conspiracy is announce it.

Unless your evil conspiracy is trying to out theirs.

If the latter case doesn't apply, can I have your stereo?

 

[Explaura]

There are some sinister illustrations in my Joy of Cooking that show the muffins in cross sections. I think that there might even be a label that points out how the evil is deposited and from what combination of ingredients it most readily arises.

 

[The_Fool]

Only the poppyseed and bran muffins....

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

But the Hot cross buns are safe right?

 

[rgraham666]

But the Hot cross buns are safe right?

Except for vampires, yes.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Except for vampires, yes.

Ahhh well I like vampires, remember.

 

[rgraham666]

Ahhh well I like vampires, remember.

Yep.

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Yep.

 

[TxRad]

But the Hot cross buns are safe right?

Its according to how hard they cross your buns and how hot they make them....

 

[arienette]

2 words.

Otis Spunkmeyer

 

[Lady_Kit]

Some have creamy centers.

I think creamy centers are the source of all evil.

 

[3113]

Only the poppyseed and bran muffins....

Don't forget chocolate. Chocolate muffins are the leaders. They are the Svengali of muffins. There is no escape from the lure of their fragrance, their appealing presence, the warm chocolate chips within.....

Truely, evil muffins

 

[Boxlicker101]

Only the poppyseed and bran muffins....

Right. Except, as 3113 points out, chocolate muffins are also evil, perhaps the most evil of all. On the other hand, blueberry or apple muffins are our friends.

I have never seen muffins with creamy centers. You may be thinking of Hostess Cupcakes, which are also evil.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Don't forget chocolate. Chocolate muffins are the leaders. They are the Svengali of muffins. There is no escape from the lure of their fragrance, their appealing presence, the warm chocolate chips within.....

Truely, evil muffins

Once you have tasted the chocolate chips, you are a goner.

 

[slyc_willie]

2 words.

Otis Spunkmeyer

The original phrase:

"O, This Spunk of Mine . . . er . . . ."

 

[Trinique_Fire]

Sure they seem innocent with their deliciousness just sitting there like "Oh I am so helpless and small, surely I am not a threat." Oh, but we know, we know what plans they come up with in the middle of the night. I have seen the Big Board.

I tell you this my friends, muffins are the single greatest threat to our way of life at the moment.

You might say no, it is Osama, but if you shaved him and took off his hat, it would reveal the truth...He is a muffin.


Girl, you thought he was a man, but he was a muffin.

You made me smile huge.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

*heads off to my other forum, What The Muffin, to warn everyone that you're on to us*

 

[Liar]

This documenatry tells you all about it.

http://www.themuffinmanmovie.com/images/poster.jpg

 

[Guest]

2 words.

Otis Spunkmeyer

its the first part of the last name that puts me off...*gag*

 

[Guest]

2 words.

Otis Spunkmeyer

Oh, gawd. Delicious.

But they have like 6000 calories each.

You have to eat one over the course of a year.

 

[Guest]

Sure they seem innocent with their deliciousness just sitting there like "Oh I am so helpless and small, surely I am not a threat." Oh, but we know, we know what plans they come up with in the middle of the night. I have seen the Big Board.

I tell you this my friends, muffins are the single greatest threat to our way of life at the moment.

You might say no, it is Osama, but if you shaved him and took off his hat, it would reveal the truth...He is a muffin.


Girl, you thought he was a man, but he was a muffin.

Luc, you're delightful.

 

[Guest]

Luc, you're delightful.

yes, he is.
he needs to come to the love shack again to claim his swim trunks. i am holding them hostage.

 

[Guest]

yes, he is.
he needs to come to the love shack again to claim his swim trunks. i am holding them hostage.

You're holding Luc or his trunks?